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Offline Dori

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DUmmies Discuss Hairs Growing In Weird Places
« on: April 04, 2014, 12:24:00 PM »
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cbdo2007 (7,122 posts)

OUCH - I must be getting old because I have a hair growing on....

the inside of my eyelid.

The FREAKING INSIDE OF MY FREAKING EYELID!! THE PART THAT FACES THE EYE!!! So it just scratches my eye all day. I've tried to look for it to pluck but haven't found it yet but I had another one of these about 6 months ago.

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1. and if you do find and pluck it??? It'll just come back a little more stiff and straight.
 
 I hate those, and I'm trying to leave one alone that I have plucked and now it's just growing straight out......but, I guess I will have to pluck it because it's still bugging me........D*mn. Good luck with yours.

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7. Oh, and don't forget your ears.

They keep growing too! For real.

As for me, it's just my feet. My legs are shrinking (pants/jeans in the "tall" sizes are now just a bit too long for me) and my feet are growing.

It's almost like melting from the top down, and then one day you look in the mirror and you're nothing but a puddle of two monstrous feet with a head on top.

So anyway, my shoe size, a 7 1/2 Medium width (when I was 14 or so) has grown to a size 11 WWW.

Depressing.

   
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DebJ (6,298 posts)

11. Oh no, what does that portend for me?
 
I started out as a 9C and I'm up to an 11 WWW, can see me needing a WWWW though.

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Skittles (93,158 posts)

25. I could take both of you on with my combat boots
 
yes INDEED

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Major Nikon (13,934 posts)

4. I have as much hair as I did when I was 18
 
Some of it has just migrated to other areas.

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cbdo2007 (7,122 posts)

20. Prior to 30 - no ear hair, after 30.....
 
one day I just woke up and it looked like there was a black cotton ball in there there was so much hair. It was really depressing, so now I just pluck it all out all the time. I have young kids so I probably spend more time plucking my ear hair than any of my other hobbies.


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6. I've had a hair growing on the roof of my mouth....
 
...for about three years now. Imagine constantly feeling like you have a hair in your mouth, and you can't get it out, no matter how hard you try...! It's a bee-otch!











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Re: DUmmies Discuss Hairs Growing In Weird Places
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2014, 12:30:18 PM »
Proof positive that the DUmbass gene pool is corrupted beyond repair.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Hairs Growing In Weird Places
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2014, 12:34:28 PM »
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11. Oh no, what does that portend for me?

I started out as a 9C and I'm up to an 11 WWW, can see me needing a WWWW though.
Whine, whine, whine.

This DUmmy must have ignored the plight of the Las Vegas Leviathan.

Kirk's flippers were 17EEEEEE.

He was forced to use discarded boxes from toilet seats, or large pizza boxes, in place of shoes.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Hairs Growing In Weird Places
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2014, 12:35:09 PM »
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So anyway, my shoe size, a 7 1/2 Medium width (when I was 14 or so) has grown to a size 11 WWW.


I am going to take a wild stab in the dark and ask what your weight was then, and what it is now.  
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Hairs Growing In Weird Places
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2014, 12:36:49 PM »
Wow. This is a pretty disgusting thread - Yet the DUmbasses have no problem bringing up their big-footed hairy selves to strangers.

With that being said, I see a marketing opportunity !

A new dating site for DUmmies - Sasquatch.com !
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Hairs Growing In Weird Places
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2014, 12:38:52 PM »
This thread needs some Al Bundy shoe store clips.  

"I was a size six before aerobics class.  All of that jumping must have expanded my foot!"
« Last Edit: April 04, 2014, 12:45:07 PM by BattleHymn »
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Hairs Growing In Weird Places
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2014, 01:00:02 PM »
I'm going to hurl.  If I didn't like her so much, I'd BS Dori for bringing it over. 
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Hairs Growing In Weird Places
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2014, 02:12:15 PM »
The one place you'll never see hair on a DUmmie male.  His ass.  :stirpot:
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Hairs Growing In Weird Places
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2014, 02:18:44 PM »
Quote from: Skul on April 04, 2014, 02:12:15 PM
The one place you'll never see hair on a DUmmie male.  His ass.  :stirpot:
You know why a woman chest doesn't have hair on it? Same reason a playground doesn't have grass on it.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Hairs Growing In Weird Places
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2014, 02:51:28 PM »
Oh, I though you said hare.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Hairs Growing In Weird Places
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2014, 08:53:52 PM »
This is what I imagine Democrat Underground would look like if it were a physical location.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Hairs Growing In Weird Places
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2014, 09:38:17 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on April 04, 2014, 08:53:52 PM
This is what I imagine Democrat Underground would look like if it were a physical location.
....and this is how they get there.

http://hahanice.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/garbage.jpg
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