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Offline BannedFromDU

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Are you a "trained ape" conservative, or a "used car salesman conservative?
« on: March 27, 2014, 03:33:44 PM »
What say you, CC?

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Re: Are you a "trained ape" conservative, or a "used car salesman conservative?
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2014, 03:36:34 PM »
I don't see the option for: "An anti-American Muslim, socialist  hell bent on destroying the United States of America.
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Re: Are you a "trained ape" conservative, or a "used car salesman conservative?
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2014, 03:38:00 PM »
Rumsfeld had it partially right.
Not only could a trained ape do a better job than Dear Leader, so could an untrained ape.

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Re: Are you a "trained ape" conservative, or a "used car salesman conservative?
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2014, 03:38:04 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on March 27, 2014, 03:36:34 PM
I don't see the option for: "An anti-American Muslim, socialist  hell bent on destroying the United States of America.

     That would be like asking if water is wet.
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Re: Are you a "trained ape" conservative, or a "used car salesman conservative?
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2014, 03:39:08 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on March 27, 2014, 03:38:00 PM


so could an untrained ape.



     But Michelle is in China right now, no?
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Re: Are you a "trained ape" conservative, or a "used car salesman conservative?
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2014, 03:40:18 PM »
Un-American piece of shit is the first thing that comes to mind.
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Re: Are you a "trained ape" conservative, or a "used car salesman conservative?
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2014, 03:49:42 PM »
I dunno; "really stupid" is the first thing that always comes to this mind, when thinking of the primitives' 0bamessiah.

I recall seeing him on television during the 2004 Democrat National Convention--I of course didn't hear a word he said, but watched his body language--and it struck me that he was some sort of puppet for a greater intelligence that was pulling his strings, but no matter how he was manipulated, he came across as being not very bright.

I dunno who the "greater intelligence" would be; maybe Bill "25,000,000 dead" Ayers, maybe cocaine, maybe Moochelle, maybe the professional Democrats, maybe collective white liberal guilt--but it's some sort of person or force that moves him, uses him.

I suspect he's lower than the median IQ.
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Re: Are you a "trained ape" conservative, or a "used car salesman conservative?
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2014, 04:05:29 PM »
Is more that one answer available, or do we just have to pick only one?
Is this more like "common core", where no answer is wrong?
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Re: Are you a "trained ape" conservative, or a "used car salesman conservative?
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2014, 04:14:22 PM »
Quote from: Skul on March 27, 2014, 04:05:29 PM
Is this more like "common core", where no answer is wrong?

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Re: Are you a "trained ape" conservative, or a "used car salesman conservative?
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2014, 04:43:13 PM »
Had to H5 Skul for his answer.  But, I went with the prevailing sentiment . . . 
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