DUmmy Amber Plans A New Tattoo

[DLR Pyro]

Lady Freedom Returns (6,951 posts)
2. As with many things, I have a savings Jar.

I have a jar that I have started putting spare change into. This is my " I am going to do something crazy" fund.

You stupid ****ing leech.  I have a "savings jar" too but it is in the form of a bank account.  I put a percentage of the paychecks I get from the 3 jobs (yes, you lazy bitch, 3 jobs) I work into this "savings jar" to use to pay my taxes at the end of the year, not to "do something crazy".  I just got my returns back from my accountant and the contents of my "savings jar" will be depleted so parasites like you can drift thru life expecting me to pay for your housing, food, health care and birth control, while you do "something crazy" like get a useless tattoo with the money you should be using to pay for your basic life needs.

I would like to do "something crazy" with the money in my "savings jar" like take my wife on the trip to Europe that she was been wanting to go on for years, or set it aside for my Grandson's college fund, but I need to pay for lazy DUmmies like you who feel that body art is more important than being responsible for yourself.

**** you very much you worthless piece of shit.

[zeitgeist]

Great People's Cube link.   Bad Ink?  Obamacare's got your back.

[landofconfusion80]

You stupid ****ing leech.  I have a "savings jar" too but it is in the form of a bank account.  I put a percentage of the paychecks I get from the 3 jobs (yes, you lazy bitch, 3 jobs) I work into this "savings jar" to use to pay my taxes at the end of the year, not to "do something crazy".  I just got my returns back from my accountant and the contents of my "savings jar" will be depleted so parasites like you can drift thru life expecting me to pay for your housing, food, health care and birth control, while you do "something crazy" like get a useless tattoo with the money you should be using to pay for your basic life needs.

I would like to do "something crazy" with the money in my "savings jar" like take my wife on the trip to Europe that she was been wanting to go on for years, or set it aside for my Grandson's college fund, but I need to pay for lazy DUmmies like you who feel that body art is more important than being responsible for yourself.

**** you very much you worthless piece of shit.

Hearty handshake and Hi5 to you sir! Keep on fighting the good fight!

[SarasotaRepub]

She's going to get a Sluttoo...her fellow Section 8 buds must be soooo proud.

If only the wolves would get her 1st...

[Ralph Wiggum]

She has a savings jar!!!! 

[zeitgeist]

She has a savings jar!!!! 

Makes one wonder if it said  "Tips"  before arriving at its new home?

[thundley4]

Makes one wonder if it said  "Tips"  before arriving at its new home?

More likely it was one of those "Have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny take a penny". jars you see at convenience stores.

[kraven]

I like how she talks about stretching out almost $200 a month worth of food stamps as if it were some kind of challenge. That is a lot of foodstamps for one person for one month. Especially one that has access to a kitchen.

[BattleHymn]

I like how she talks about stretching out almost $200 a month worth of food stamps as if it were some kind of challenge. That is a lot of foodstamps for one person for one month. Especially one that has access to a kitchen.

Perhaps it is for someone of a normal size, but Amber is anything but normal. 

[landofconfusion80]

She has a savings jar!!!! 

That would put her well into the top 1% on the island! Quickly, she must be ostracized and ridiculed until she pays her fair share!

[GOBUCKS]

I like how she talks about stretching out almost $200 a month worth of food stamps as if it were some kind of challenge. That is a lot of foodstamps for one person for one month. Especially one that has access to a kitchen.

Plus breakfasts and lunches are probably provided for patients who work at the inmate coffee shop.