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probably the whopper of the day (Amber)
« on: March 17, 2014, 07:28:38 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018589955

Oh my.

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Lady Freedom Returns (6,924 posts)    Mon Mar 17, 2014, 06:43 PM

You guys are going to LOVE this! My Ex, the one that threw me away came up to me a moment ago...

he wants to try things over again! He said, " We both still love each other..."
 
Is he out of his mind????

No, but HE## no!!! Guess he didn't get the memo!!! I have a nice little black book started now and his number isn't and never will be in it! He is NOT getting a second chance to hurt me again!

Such a dumb-ass!

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Lady Freedom Returns (6,924 posts)    Mon Mar 17, 2014, 07:44 PM

12. Best way to look at it is..

Why have the same old stale beer when there is fine wine to be had!

We already tried the beer ! I rather see about the wine!

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In_The_Wind (55,300 posts)    Mon Mar 17, 2014, 07:48 PM

13. Oh, there will be wine tasting this summer.

A particularly fine vintage.

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Lady Freedom Returns (6,924 posts)    Mon Mar 17, 2014, 07:50 PM

14. I have found a couple nice vintage varieties!

Yeah, yeah.

Sure, sure.

:yawn:
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Re: probably the whopper of the day (Amber)
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2014, 07:39:09 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/115740141

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Lady Freedom Returns (6,926 posts)    Mon Mar 17, 2014, 04:50 PM

So I decides to play with my food last night.

I did something great with Cabbage and eggs!

I took a cup of minced Cabbage and fried it in just a little olive oil. Then I mixed up 2 eggs with a splash of milk, a pat of butter a little salt, and a splash of hot sauce!
 
I added the mix to the cabbage just as the cabbage started to show sighs of browning. Stirred it till the eggs were well scrabbled.
 
Served with sausage and toast! It was great!
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Re: probably the whopper of the day (Amber)
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2014, 07:45:47 PM »
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In_The_Wind (55,300 posts)    Mon Mar 17, 2014, 07:48 PM

13. Oh, there will be wine tasting this summer.

A particularly fine vintage.

Translation: The Bike Dyke wants to suck the juice from The Tucson Tart's cork.

Dirty cork sucker.
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Re: probably the whopper of the day (Amber)
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2014, 07:49:16 PM »
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,926 posts)    Mon Mar 17, 2014, 04:50 PM

So I decides to play with my food last night.

I did something great with Cabbage and eggs!

I took a cup of minced Cabbage and fried it in just a little olive oil. Then I mixed up 2 eggs with a splash of milk, a pat of butter a little salt, and a splash of hot sauce!
 
I added the mix to the cabbage just as the cabbage started to show sighs of browning. Stirred it till the eggs were well scrabbled.
 
Served with sausage and toast! It was great!

For the love of Dog. Scrabbled eggs with fried cabbage in it?

That would look like a plate full of vomit, and smell like a hobo's asshole.
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Re: probably the whopper of the day (Amber)
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2014, 08:10:26 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on March 17, 2014, 07:45:47 PM
Translation: The Bike Dyke wants to suck the juice from The Tucson Tart's cork.

Dirty cork sucker.

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Re: probably the whopper of the day (Amber)
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2014, 08:12:51 PM »
Only yesterday, in the other active Amber thread, I had asked about what happened to Chief White Cloud. 

Odd.

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« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2014, 08:17:32 PM »
Why did I click on this thread?  Insert "bang-head" smiley here...
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Re: probably the whopper of the day (Amber)
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2014, 08:48:20 PM »
What happened to Amber's doppleganger and why is Dave's picture still on the FB page?
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Re: probably the whopper of the day (Amber)
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2014, 08:54:41 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on March 17, 2014, 08:12:51 PM
Only yesterday, in the other active Amber thread, I had asked about what happened to Chief White Cloud. 

Odd.



I think this is about dreamboat dave the meth addict, not Chief running drugs.  If she has a little black book, it's for her tricks, not for romantic evenings.
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Re: probably the whopper of the day (Amber)
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2014, 09:42:15 PM »
Quote from: sharkhawk on March 17, 2014, 08:54:41 PM
I think this is about dreamboat dave the meth addict, not Chief running drugs.  If she has a little black book, it's for her tricks, not for romantic evenings.


Yeah, this one is about Dreamboat Dave. 

I think she conjured up this horsesh*t narrative because someone here pointed out a distinct lack of love interests for her lately.  Since someone here at the Cave already questioned the whereabouts of Chief White Cloud, she knew it would be too obvious to use him, so she went with Dreamboat Dave instead.

Oh well.  At least now I know who Chief White Cloud bumped into while he was out huggin' and chalkin'.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXdStwlIAog[/youtube]

Lyrics for frank:

I gotta gal that's mighty sweet
With blue eyes and tiny feet
Her name is Rosabelle Magee
And she tips the scale at three-o-three

Oh gee, but ain't it grand to have a girl
So big and fat that when you hug her
You don't know where you're at
You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand
And hug a way and chalk a mark
To see where you began

One day when I was a huggin' and a chalkin'
And a chalkin' and a huggin' a way
When I met another fella with some chalk in his hand
Comin' around the other way 'round the mountain
Comin' around the other way

Nobody ever said I'm weak
My bones don't ache and my joints creak
But I, I grow absolutely limp
Every time I kiss my baby blimp, oh

One day I had a yen for some one leaner, she was meaner than a
Mink in a pen. So I left her now I'm happy as a fella could be
Huggin' and chalkin' in once a gain 'round my Rosie
Huggin' and chalkin' in once again

One day I was a huggin' and a chalkin' and a beggin' her to be my bride
When I met another fella with some chalk in his hand
Comin' a round the other side of the mountain
Comin' around the other side

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Re: probably the whopper of the day (Amber)
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2014, 10:00:10 PM »
Quote from: Tess Anderson on March 17, 2014, 08:48:20 PM
What happened to Amber's doppleganger and why is Dave's picture still on the FB page?
Yeah, where is the old dyke biker?

What a load of garbage.
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Re: probably the whopper of the day (Amber)
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2014, 10:31:34 PM »
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Re: probably the whopper of the day (Amber)
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2014, 10:53:05 PM »
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Re: probably the whopper of the day (Amber)
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2014, 03:20:52 AM »
It's hell when imaginary boyfriends kick you to the curb and then you have to pretend you're so hot they want you back.

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Re: probably the whopper of the day (Amber)
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2014, 07:44:14 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on March 18, 2014, 03:20:52 AM
It's hell when imaginary boyfriends kick you to the curb and then you have to pretend you're so hot they want you back.

Given Amber's propensity for fantasy, this is probably what really happened:

Poor old Dave was at the library, or near the library (where he could be seen), by sheer chance, and Amber spotted him.

He may have spotted her, too, and then turned around and walked away.

On that scrap, that fragment, of a real-life event, Amber then constructed her tale.

I'm a pro at this; I would know.
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Re: probably the whopper of the day (Amber)
« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2014, 11:22:32 AM »
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,924 posts)    Mon Mar 17, 2014, 07:44 PM

12. Best way to look at it is..

Why have the same old stale beer when there is fine wine to be had!

We already tried the beer ! I rather see about the wine!

I see that Amber got the special program to hand over a wine rack after all! Impressive.
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Re: probably the whopper of the day (Amber)
« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2014, 12:15:40 PM »
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,924 posts)    Mon Mar 17, 2014, 07:44 PM

12. Best way to look at it is..

Why have the same old stale beer when there is fine wine to be had!

We already tried the beer ! I rather see about the wine!


Did somebody say wine?

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Re: probably the whopper of the day (Amber)
« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2014, 12:17:58 PM »
Quote from: Billiam Pitts on March 18, 2014, 12:15:40 PM

Did somebody say wine?



Amber's gonna claim you're stalking her, putting up recent pics of her on the innerwebz like this.  :-)
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Re: probably the whopper of the day (Amber)
« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2014, 12:23:36 PM »
[justify][/justify]
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Re: probably the whopper of the day (Amber)
« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2014, 12:24:44 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on March 18, 2014, 12:17:58 PM
Amber's gonna claim you're stalking her, putting up recent pics of her on the innerwebz like this.  :-)

Or she might claim to be the photographer and give the studio the artistic rights.
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Re: probably the whopper of the day (Amber)
« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2014, 08:42:07 PM »
I can`t imagine what would be worse,the unfathomable stench of this concoction or the gut wrenching taste of such a thing.
It would make the vomit soup an option to wash the taste out of ones mouth.
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