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Offline Chris_

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Man Accused Of Hitting His Mom With Polish Sausage
« on: July 02, 2008, 12:15:57 PM »
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Man Accused Of Hitting His Mom With Polish Sausage

DELAND, Fla., Jul. 1, 2008

(AP) Police say a 46-year-old man hit his mother in the head with a three-pound package of Polish sausage on Saturday night. Police said that when they arrived at the home, the man was in the kitchen cooking and on the telephone.

The man's mother told officers that he had been drinking and arguing with her. She said he picked up the pack of sausage and threw it at her, grazing the back of her head.

Police say the man confirmed his mother's story and was charged with battery. Jail records show the man was being held on a $500 bond.

In Florida, of course.   :lmao:

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Re: Man Accused Of Hitting His Mom With Polish Sausage
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2008, 12:53:23 PM »
Wanna bet this was an Obama vs Hillary supporter thing and that Sausage Boy is complaining on DU even as we speak about how the Gestapo Pigs roughed him up for no reason? :-)
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