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Offline GOP Congress

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Asylum approved; moving from People's Republic of California to TEXAS!!
« on: February 26, 2014, 12:25:26 AM »
My brother and I have decided to take the plunge and get the hell out of our native California and move to Texas.

Note: This is a DIRECT result of Obama's economy, coupled with the Mexican/socialist transformation of the once-Golden State.



Goodbye, DiFi, Hello, Ted Cruz!

Goodbye Jerry Brown, Hello Rick Perry!

Goodbye >10% cumulative state and local taxes, hello 0% taxes!

Goodbye, crappy economy, hello, Dallas/Midland computer contract!

Goodbye, $1200 / month rent for crappy mobile home, hello, $940 mortgage for 4-bedroom house in Fort Worth!

Goodbye, beautiful weather, hello, 100 summer / 20 degrees winter!! (Well, hell, can't win them all!)

It'll be SO good to be in the right place when the crap starts hitting the fan in Cal/NY/Ill/Mass/etc.

Last day, April 31... then away I go!

OK, done gloating...
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Re: Asylum approved; moving from People's Republic of California to TEXAS!!
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2014, 12:47:59 AM »
Let me be the first to welcome y'all.
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Re: Asylum approved; moving from People's Republic of California to TEXAS!!
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2014, 01:10:21 AM »
Seconded.  Welcome!   :cheersmate:
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Re: Asylum approved; moving from People's Republic of California to TEXAS!!
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2014, 08:40:14 AM »
Nice job, GOP!  :thumbs:
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Re: Asylum approved; moving from People's Republic of California to TEXAS!!
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2014, 08:48:34 AM »
Unlike liberals, when a conservative says they're leaving....they're leaving. :-)

Say hello to my Texas kinfolks for me.
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Re: Asylum approved; moving from People's Republic of California to TEXAS!!
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2014, 11:04:05 AM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on February 26, 2014, 12:25:26 AM
Goodbye, $1200 / month rent for crappy mobile home, hello, $940 mortgage for 4-bedroom house in Fort Worth!

~ snip ~

Last day, April 31... then away I go!

OK, done gloating...

April 31st???  :???:

Congrats on the move, Fort Worth is a great town. :cheersmate:
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Re: Asylum approved; moving from People's Republic of California to TEXAS!!
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2014, 11:28:48 AM »
Congrats!  Beats the Hell out of me why anyone who isn't a flaming moonbat, entitlement-sucker, or surfer would stay there, if they had an economically-viable choice.
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Re: Asylum approved; moving from People's Republic of California to TEXAS!!
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2014, 11:43:08 AM »
The folks in Fort Worth are so far north, we call them Texas Yankees.
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Re: Asylum approved; moving from People's Republic of California to TEXAS!!
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2014, 11:45:28 AM »
Quote from: Skul on February 26, 2014, 11:43:08 AM
The folks in Fort Worth are so far north, we call them Texas Yankees.
 :texas:




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At least it isn't Oklahoma...




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Re: Asylum approved; moving from People's Republic of California to TEXAS!!
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2014, 02:08:20 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on February 26, 2014, 11:45:28 AM
At least it isn't Oklahoma...

:bolt:

Well there's that.  Welcome GOP!  We have elections to vote in, getchurbutt here!   :cheersmate:
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Re: Asylum approved; moving from People's Republic of California to TEXAS!!
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2014, 07:31:43 AM »
Congratulations, she said wistfully. 

All the best in your new home!  So jealous. 
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Re: Asylum approved; moving from People's Republic of California to TEXAS!!
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2014, 12:49:15 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on February 26, 2014, 11:04:05 AM
April 31st???  :???:

Congrats on the move, Fort Worth is a great town. :cheersmate:

MAY 31... MAY!!

I guess I was trying to jump the gun....
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Re: Asylum approved; moving from People's Republic of California to TEXAS!!
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2014, 04:53:38 PM »
Congratulations, GOP!  I dug this up just for you.  :-)

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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XqMEEvmfyQU[/youtube]

There's No U-hauls Left in California


Went to rent an Eastbound going local U-Haul
Didn't think before arriving none would go
All that talk of welfare subsidies, EBT's and phone things
Ain't true, sure ain't true

Seems there's not a U-Haul left in California
Seems they've all gone to Texas long ago
There's no U-Hauls left in California, but they didn't warn ya
Last one out, close the door

Out of work, I'm out of my head
I've got Healthcare, but nearly dead
I'm under worked, I'm underfed
Got Obama's phone

There's no U-Hauls left in California, but they, didn't warn ya
Last one out, close the door

Will you tell the folks back home I'm still waiting
Have one coming Sunday around two
Please, don't tell 'em how I found it
Don't tell 'em how I found it
It has no brakes, it has no brakes

Seems there's not a U-Haul left in California
Seems they've all gone to Texas long ago
There's no U-Hauls left in California, but they didn't warn ya
Last one out, close the door

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/u-haul-t13191.html#sthash.pRJt88Le.dpuf
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Re: Asylum approved; moving from People's Republic of California to TEXAS!!
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2014, 11:38:42 PM »
Hi 5 Battlehymn.  Great find.
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Re: Asylum approved; moving from People's Republic of California to TEXAS!!
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2014, 05:13:52 PM »
HI5 Battlehym! I'll have to save it to my Karoake list of songs I love to change the lyrics to.

By the way, I'll be living less than 10 minutes away from Texas Motor Speedway, so I'm definitely going to hit that track. I'll miss the first Texas 500 in April, but I'll be there for the Sprint Series AAA Texas 500 in November! Nothing like NASCAR in the true South (though Fontana Speedway outside of LA is about as redstate as you can get in California, it seems).
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Re: Asylum approved; moving from People's Republic of California to TEXAS!!
« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2014, 05:24:50 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on February 26, 2014, 11:04:05 AM
April 31st???  :???:

Congrats on the move, Fort Worth is a great town. :cheersmate:

Yeah... about your move in date...
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Re: Asylum approved; moving from People's Republic of California to TEXAS!!
« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2014, 05:55:15 PM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on March 16, 2014, 05:13:52 PM
HI5 Battlehym! I'll have to save it to my Karoake list of songs I love to change the lyrics to.

By the way, I'll be living less than 10 minutes away from Texas Motor Speedway, so I'm definitely going to hit that track. I'll miss the first Texas 500 in April, but I'll be there for the Sprint Series AAA Texas 500 in November! Nothing like NASCAR in the true South (though Fontana Speedway outside of LA is about as redstate as you can get in California, it seems).

Well well well...good choice!  Welcome!!! 
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Re: Asylum approved; moving from People's Republic of California to TEXAS!!
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2014, 02:12:56 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on March 16, 2014, 05:24:50 PM
Yeah... about your move in date...

I already corrected it in a later post, it was May 31. April 17 is the day I close the house, and I got a bit tongue-tied.
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