The gospel according to DUmbasses.
In the beginning, there was Obama...and the DUmmies thought he was GOD of all the universe.
In the beginning, Obama said, "Let there be free stuff.....and it was."
...and on the first day he said, "Let there be foodstamps....and it was."
...and on the second day he said, "Let there be free healthcare....and it wasn't."
...and on the third day, he still thought he was GOD but something had gone wrong with his magic wand and Reggie was unsatisfied.
...and on the forth day, the DUmmie universe collapsed into deep debt and there was no more free stuff.