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PC Intern again (the PC stands for Pathetic Conspiracist)
« on: March 11, 2014, 10:03:14 AM »
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I had to share this re: missing jet
One of my patients is very much involved in the Internet conspiracy community: I will paraphrase his speech to me this morning...

Him: You know, Doctor (I love that) the 9/11 attacks were practiced beforehand and this taking of the plane is the same. The perpetrators got into the cabin, disabled the transponder and radio, and hijacked the plane a la the movie Thunderball. That plane is somewhere either on a landing field camouflaged or on the shallow ocean floor and camouflaged. There were people on that plane they wanted and they got them. After all, you KNOW that there was no such thing as the Pentagon plane and those people are either incarcerated or dead somewhere. If there were a crash at the Pentagon where were all the seats and the bodies? So it is the same business here.


Me: So we're doing a DO on #3 today. Here's some pina colada numbing gel before the injection, OK?

I wonder if anyone else is sick to death of PC Intern claiming have detailed political discussions with every patient he has, all the time.

Moron, if that's what you think, SACK UP and own it.
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Re: PC Intern again (the PC stands for Pathetic Conspiracist)
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2014, 11:10:51 AM »
Jews are not typically known for being CT wackos, but this one could be the exception.

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Re: PC Intern again (the PC stands for Pathetic Conspiracist)
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2014, 12:16:41 PM »
Odd, this.

I go to the dentist regularly.  The hygienist who does the cleaning is in her 40s, roughly the same age as my oldest daughter, and they have known each other for many years.

Our chats consist of items about her children, and my children and grandchildren (she doesn't have any 'grands' yet).  We have never had a discussion re politics or religion.

When the dentist comes in to do his check, we discuss general health (probably because I'm in my 70s), and my dental health.  We have never had a discussion re politics or religion.

The DUmmies seem to discuss politics/religion with every person they encounter.  Often with great volume resulting in heads exploding or cops popping out of bushes.  I'd hate to be a democrat if that's typical of their lives.

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Re: PC Intern again (the PC stands for Pathetic Conspiracist)
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2014, 12:29:43 PM »
Odd, this.

I go to the dentist regularly.  The hygienist who does the cleaning is in her 40s, roughly the same age as my oldest daughter, and they have known each other for many years.

Our chats consist of items about her children, and my children and grandchildren (she doesn't have and 'grands' yet).  We have never had a discussion re politics or religion.

When the dentist comes in to do his check, we discuss general health (probably because I'm in my 70s), and my dental health.  We have never had a discussion re politics or religion.

The DUmmies seem to discuss politics/religion with every person they encounter.  Often with great volume resulting in heads exploding or cops popping out of bushes.  I'd hate to be a democrat if that's typical of their lives.



     This is the 1910's and 20's mindset of the DUmmy, where they imagined people went to the barber, dentist, shoe shine guy, druggist, and post office to sit, pet their mustaches, and speak of the goings-on in City Hall, the State Capitol, and in Washington. DUmmies fantasize about sending long, handwritten letters to their friends about world matters and receiving long, thoughtful replies. In the DUmmy fantasy world, everyone had a ready opinion about everything, and in the middle of every Dummyopolis there was a square for public debate and discourse. DUmmies like PC Intern imagine themselves holding court on matters ranging from cholera to the Chinaman problem. As PC Intern pontificates in pompous, florid style, other men sit thoughtfully, nodding and puffing on their pipes. The women coo and ogle shamelessly at the intelligent man in front of them; why, his initial would be a fine thing to add to their monogram! And what a fine leg of mutton she would put on his supper-table! "I'm sorry, men! Gazing here at my pocket watch, I see it's time I'm off to greet the missus and partake of her comely charms! I bid you a goodnight; now off to your writing-desks with you; I gather there are many letters to be composed!"

     As shameful as that is, that's how most of the DUmmy men of PC Intern's ilk see themselves. In a picture:

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Re: PC Intern again (the PC stands for Pathetic Conspiracist)
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2014, 03:29:09 PM »
For a second there I thought they had their conspiracy theories so down pat that they were numbered...


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