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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2014, 12:17:11 PM »
On, and on, an on she went.
One mentioned that rabies is basically 100% fatal.  Here's the reply..

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Wed Mar 5, 2014, 01:07 PM

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16. If I knew this was coming?

$18,000?

I'd have let it be fatal. I will never again go to a hospital and "do the right thing". I'd rather die on the side of the road than deal with the horseshit I'm iin.
Well just go play with another coon then, you DUmb scrunt.
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Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2014, 12:41:21 PM »

     You would think that with their self-professed expertise in every matter known to man, they'd know not to deal in any way with filthy beasts of the outdoors, which include, but are not limited to, raccoons, opossums, skunks, rabbits, mice, and rats.

     You'd THINK it.

     Notwithstanding animals that are kept clean by dint of being domesticated pets, outdoor animals carry filth and disease and are not "cute" in the least except at a distance. Liberals think anything that communes with and subsists from the outdoors is "natural" and "noble," forgetting somewhere along the way that most cases of anthrax are caused by the sort of filth they invite by FEEDING ANIMALS.

     If you want to feel good about feeding something, DUmmies, feed a hungry person. Leave the critters to their own devices. We will all be healthier for it. 
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2014, 12:52:33 PM »
There's got to be at least one DUmmy who asks about the condition of the raccoon after its ordeal...
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2014, 02:38:04 PM »
Whoa, we got an upset lezbo over here:
Wed Mar 5, 2014, 12:33 PM
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8. Oh, and icing on the cake?

My insurance has refused to cover it. I'm officially ****ed.
There is nothing better than a DUmbass in distress!!
I hope she loses everything she owns.


And here's a new candidate for the distinction of being the stupidest person at the DUmp:
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9. I thought under the ACA they had to cover stuff like this

of course they must have exit doors every where.
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2014, 02:44:21 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 05, 2014, 02:38:04 PM
Whoa, we got an upset lezbo over here:
Wed Mar 5, 2014, 12:33 PMThere is nothing better than a DUmbass in distress!!
I hope she loses everything she owns.


And here's a new candidate for the distinction of being the stupidest person at the DUmp:




Everything she "owns" she liberated from her neighbors. She took income inequality to heart, and into her own hands.


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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #30 on: March 05, 2014, 03:03:45 PM »
I know it has been covered before but I just thought I'd mention to the DUmmies once again.

Don't play with wild animals, their purpose in life is to ruin your day.

And for Aerows, all I have to say is.

Here kitty kitty kitty...lets go snuggle with momma.
 
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #31 on: March 05, 2014, 04:21:12 PM »
^So it's a vision thing.
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #32 on: March 05, 2014, 07:40:51 PM »
Has anyone inquired into the health of the raccoon? :???: :whistling:

Did it catch anything from biting said DUmb****?
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #33 on: March 05, 2014, 08:07:00 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 05, 2014, 07:40:51 PM
Has anyone inquired into the health of the raccoon? :???: :whistling:

Did it catch anything from biting said DUmb****?

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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #34 on: March 06, 2014, 10:00:46 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 05, 2014, 07:40:51 PM
Has anyone inquired into the health of the raccoon? :???: :whistling:

Did it catch anything from biting said DUmb****?
Maybe we should ask the raccoon.
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #35 on: March 06, 2014, 10:29:16 AM »
Quote from: Skul on March 06, 2014, 10:00:46 AM
Maybe we should ask the raccoon.
Hi-5  :lmao:
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #36 on: March 06, 2014, 10:43:19 AM »
The DUmmie should be honored that the raccoon bit her.


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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #37 on: March 06, 2014, 11:53:53 AM »
The DUmmies would get upset if you offered to make a hat out of it.
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #38 on: March 06, 2014, 11:57:44 AM »
Quote from: Skul on March 06, 2014, 10:00:46 AM
Maybe we should ask the raccoon.


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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #39 on: March 06, 2014, 01:22:29 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on March 06, 2014, 11:53:53 AM
The DUmmies would get upset if you offered to make a hat out of it.

You can bet they didn't like Daniel Boone...


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From the coonskin hat on top of old Dan...

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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #40 on: March 06, 2014, 03:21:35 PM »
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Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #41 on: March 06, 2014, 04:14:32 PM »
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"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

Chase her.
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