California Man Sues McDonald's For $1.5 Million for only receiving one napkin

[DLR Pyro]

Webster Lucas is suing McDonald’s for $1.5 million, claiming he is now unable to work because of “undue mental anguish” and “emotional distress.” McDonald’s crime? They only gave him one napkin.

Lucas filed the lawsuit in Pacoima, California following an exchange with a McDonald’s manager last month. Things apparently got out-of-hand after Lucas complained that he had only received one napkin with his Quarter Pounder. (Oh, the humanity!)

Mr. Lucas, who is African-American, says the he was racially abused by the manager (who is reportedly of Hispanic descent) when he went back to the counter to ask for more napkins.


Sounds like a professional victim.  I wonder what his Dummy name is.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Sounds like a professional victim.  I wonder what his Dummy name is.

Probably related to Amber/LadyFreedomReturns.  The queen of mental anguish and PTSD.

[Ptarmigan]

Must activate Crybaby Alert.



CRYBABY ALERT!

[Dori]

He thinks the McDonalds clerk called him a ****** when what he said was "you people".

My experience with the blacks and Mexicans in Los Angeles don't like each other. 

[NHSparky]

Hmmmm...I did the drive-thru for breakfast the other day.  Not only did I only get one napkin, I asked for some salsa packets and only got one.

What do you think, I'm good for at least what, 2 or 3 million?

[DefiantSix]

Hmmmm...I did the drive-thru for breakfast the other day.  Not only did I only get one napkin, I asked for some salsa packets and only got one.

What do you think, I'm good for at least what, 2 or 3 million?

Only if the manager dismissed your requests with the phrase "cracka-ass 1%er".

Oh, wait... 

[Freeper]

The other day Wendy's put a pickle on my burger, I ordered no pickles, that should be a couple of grand at least. Any lawyers want to represent me on a pro bonehead case?

[RobJohnson]

Hmmmm...I did the drive-thru for breakfast the other day.  Not only did I only get one napkin, I asked for some salsa packets and only got one.

What do you think, I'm good for at least what, 2 or 3 million?

Yes.

I'm offended that they gave me a white napkin. Racist assholes.

[Eupher]

I haven't been to Subway since they recruited the First Wookie in their latest marketing scheme, but one thing I noticed about those people is the dearth of napkins they give you. Maximum of one. You can get more, but ya gotta go back and ask.

They're obviously cutting costs. To the ridiculous point. 

[DLR Pyro]

I haven't been to Subway since they recruited the First Wookie in their latest marketing scheme, but one thing I noticed about those people is the dearth of napkins they give you. Maximum of one. You can get more, but ya gotta go back and ask.

They're obviously cutting costs. To the ridiculous point. 

I stopped going to Quiznos a few years back for their being niggardly on their napkin distribution.  Upon paying for my order I asked for a few more napkins and was given one.  When I asked for more the counter person said "it's a cost savings thing" to which i replied "it's a me not coming back here again thing".

[Eupher]

I stopped going to Quiznos a few years back for their being niggardly on their napkin distribution.  Upon paying for my order I asked for a few more napkins and was given one.  When I asked for more the counter person said "it's a cost savings thing" to which i replied "it's a me not coming back here again thing".

Bingo. h5.

[Purple Sage]

I stopped going to Quiznos a few years back for their being niggardly on their napkin distribution.  Upon paying for my order I asked for a few more napkins and was given one.  When I asked for more the counter person said "it's a cost savings thing" to which i replied "it's a me not coming back here again thing".

Good for you!   

[USA4ME]

They should have lit a napkin on fire and told Mr. Lucas it was now a sanitary napkin.

I remember when Wendy's use to advertise they gave you lots of napkins.

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