The big guy has run for offices in his deadbeat union, for council in Bellevue, and for DUmmy of the Year.
So far he has an unblemished record of disastrous results.
An award was manufactured just so he could win something, the Steve Dawes Award, sort of like kindergarten graduation for little junior DUmmies who will never go much further.
Maybe the big guy can throw a fundraiser for this Arkansas DUmpette, with mini-tacos at Bear's Bar.