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Why no new Amber sightings? poll
« on: January 31, 2014, 11:28:18 AM »
It's been two days and no updates on the apartment. Someone had to break the seal. I tried to include as many possible options as would be reasonable but feel free to let me know if you think a better option exists.

In the spirit of DUmmyness, the poll is set to allow you to vote early and often. Change votes if you want. So vote away my friends!
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Re: Why no new Amber sightings? poll
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2014, 11:34:40 AM »
I think she's run dry of material.
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Re: Why no new Amber sightings? poll
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2014, 11:36:57 AM »
She'll say she's just been too busy and was waiting for Verizon to hook up that free 75G/s FIOS line that her program is going to give her for FREE.
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Re: Why no new Amber sightings? poll
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2014, 11:45:13 AM »
All of the above. 
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Re: Why no new Amber sightings? poll
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2014, 11:45:29 AM »
I think the head shrinks upped her Thorazine dose and revoked her innerwebz privileges.

Either that or she's orchestrating the erection (unfortunate choice of words, I know :whatever: ) of the Tucson FEMA Camp/LuftStalag for the DNC, now that she's baited the trap for the rest of the shiftless DUmmies.
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Re: Why no new Amber sightings? poll
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2014, 11:47:07 AM »
A good possibility that the whole thing is made up and she can`t figure out the next chapter.
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Re: Why no new Amber sightings? poll
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2014, 11:53:49 AM »
She was cooking lasagna for her house warming guest and burned the building down.
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Re: Why no new Amber sightings? poll
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2014, 11:56:14 AM »
Quote from: Carl on January 31, 2014, 11:47:07 AM
A good possibility that the whole thing is made up and she can`t figure out the next chapter.

Option #7 added to poll
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Re: Why no new Amber sightings? poll
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2014, 11:58:04 AM »
Remember, since this is a Democratic poll, you can vote as many times as you want. No voter ID or registration needed!
« Last Edit: January 31, 2014, 12:10:06 PM by fatboy »
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Re: Why no new Amber sightings? poll
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2014, 12:02:08 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on January 31, 2014, 11:45:29 AM
I think the head shrinks upped her Thorazine dose and revoked her innerwebz privileges.

Vote option #3, a party doesn't require more than one real persons.
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Re: Why no new Amber sightings? poll
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2014, 12:13:59 PM »
Quote from: Linda on January 31, 2014, 11:53:49 AM
She was cooking lasagna for her house warming guest and burned the building down.

Or maybe her housewarming guests were cooking meth and the whole building blew up?
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Re: Why no new Amber sightings? poll
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2014, 12:19:37 PM »
That is another very likely option.
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Re: Why no new Amber sightings? poll
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2014, 12:20:01 PM »
Quote from: Linda on January 31, 2014, 11:53:49 AM
She was cooking lasagna for her house warming guest and burned the building down.

That would be my guess.

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Re: Why no new Amber sightings? poll
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2014, 12:22:54 PM »
I voted BS.  I think the sister she is still living with finally lurked over to CC, found what has been going on, and confiscated Amber's laptop.
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Re: Why no new Amber sightings? poll
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2014, 12:30:32 PM »
I also voted BS, but I would love for her to check in.  I've gotta hear all about the new free furnishings, and how the guys installed everything for her.  Maybe they were ripped. 
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Re: Why no new Amber sightings? poll
« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2014, 12:38:54 PM »
Wonder how they got so ripped?





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Re: Why no new Amber sightings? poll
« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2014, 01:32:18 PM »



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Re: Why no new Amber sightings? poll
« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2014, 01:38:58 PM »
I think the real reason is she saw where we were discussing dropping a dime on her and said, "Oh no!"  She doesn't want to be wallduded with her new found suckers.
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Re: Why no new Amber sightings? poll
« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2014, 01:54:24 PM »
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Re: Why no new Amber sightings? poll
« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2014, 04:11:07 PM »
I think that she was describing things she hoped would happen, or she understood might happen, rather than things that really happened, and.....they didn't happen.

And so now she's up the creek without a paddle.

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Re: Why no new Amber sightings? poll
« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2014, 05:26:46 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 31, 2014, 04:11:07 PM
I think that she was describing things she hoped would happen, or she understood might happen, rather than things that really happened, and.....they didn't happen.

And so now she's up the creek without a paddle.



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Re: Why no new Amber sightings? poll
« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2014, 05:53:40 PM »
Maybe she finally took my advice and took a nice hot bath with this before sleeping in a ditch.

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Re: Why no new Amber sightings? poll
« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2014, 06:07:09 PM »
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Re: Why no new Amber sightings? poll
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