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Offline Chris_

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You see a man lighting fireworks in the middle of the road ahead of you.
« on: July 07, 2008, 07:51:17 PM »
You see a man lighting fireworks in the middle of the road ahead of you.
Do you:
A) Stop and watch?
B) Honk your horn?
C) Floor it?
http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2008/07/palmer_death_mars_holiday_cele.html?category=Palmer+category=Springfield
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Re: You see a man lighting fireworks in the middle of the road ahead of you.
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2008, 08:05:05 PM »
 :thatsright:  Gee I bet no alcohol was involved.
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Re: You see a man lighting fireworks in the middle of the road ahead of you.
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2008, 09:19:47 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on July 07, 2008, 07:51:17 PM
You see a man lighting fireworks in the middle of the road ahead of you.
Do you:
A) Stop and watch?
B) Honk your horn?
C) Floor it?
http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2008/07/palmer_death_mars_holiday_cele.html?category=Palmer+category=Springfield
is this a trIck question?
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Re: You see a man lighting fireworks in the middle of the road ahead of you.
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2008, 09:53:11 PM »
Basic math of life:

1 dumb person + another dumb person = at least one dead person when they come together
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Re: You see a man lighting fireworks in the middle of the road ahead of you.
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2008, 11:26:25 PM »
last year, on Hitler's birthday.. when the national law enforcement thought it might bring on another columbine or some other hideousness... some kids in a huge SUV threw a bunch of firecrackers in the street in front of my car..

scared the poo out of me.

so i started to chase them for a few seconds, then let them go on... i didnt want to cause an accident in the neighborhood.. but next time i'l just call the police.
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Re: You see a man lighting fireworks in the middle of the road ahead of you.
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2008, 12:15:54 AM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on July 07, 2008, 09:53:11 PM
Basic math of life:

1 dumb person + another dumb person = at least one dead person when they come together
JXC -- I think you have summarized this perfectly.
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Re: You see a man lighting fireworks in the middle of the road ahead of you.
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2008, 03:46:58 PM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on July 07, 2008, 09:53:11 PM
Basic math of life:

1 dumb person + another dumb person = at least one dead person when they come together

True but they both will continue voting Democrat.
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Re: You see a man lighting fireworks in the middle of the road ahead of you.
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2008, 03:49:10 PM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on July 08, 2008, 03:46:58 PM
Quote from: jinxmchue on July 07, 2008, 09:53:11 PM
Basic math of life:

1 dumb person + another dumb person = at least one dead person when they come together

True but they both will continue voting Democrat.

So true...   :lmao:
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