I got a Martha Stewart cookbook once, it was awful. Nearly everything in there was vegan/vegetarian. I don't go that way. Should be perfect for a DUmmie.
I watched an episode of her show when she cooked a fish. I was laughing out loud.
First, she went out on a fishing boat and caught the fish. Don't remember the kind, but it was about two feet long.
Then she gathered up fruit tree branches from her yard.
The fish had been gutted but still looked whole. I think even the scales were left on, but not sure.
Then she proceeded to put the branches in a large baking pan and filled the cavity of the fish with whole lemons, onions, carrots and celery and sewed it up. She put the fish on top of the branches and covered the whole thing with a box of foil. She baked it in her giant oven for whatever time, for ever how long and "wa la", she served up this ???? fish.
I was thinking, "yeah right, what woman is going to do that"? But that was before I started reading the DU...