Count your blessings, its better than hearing about the potato he replaced.
CMD
Poor, Poor Amber, what an interesting life she has up to the point she heads for the Pokey and tales from the Jails will be even more interesting.
Somebody from up our way had a relative who sent to the pokey for a few months and met that Shelia that offed perhaps a husband or two and snaked about the homeless shelters offering a job on her farm. All she hired disappeared and their bones were found in her outside fireplace pit.
Bet Amber is she survives will meet some interesting people, I for one cannot wait to hear who her new best friend are in for.