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Offline Tucker

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Re: Sleeping 72 year old guard bouncy- took me a week to make this up.
« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2013, 04:46:52 PM »
I feel for him, but you have to stay awake on the job, especially a security job. Getting up and walking around, even just a few steps to get the blood pumping, has always worked for me. You also need to take measures to improve your sleep when you're off.

Just by some of the responses in that thread you get an idea of why so many DUmbasses are chronically unemployable.

FIFY. Unemployed sounds like a temporary situation. Their problems are forever.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Sleeping 72 year old guard bouncy- took me a week to make this up.
« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2013, 07:12:59 PM »
:bouncy:

Oh, yeah.  Notice the recent Drudge Headline.  Funny how these creatures seem to crawl out at a prodding.

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Response to KansDem (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 30, 2013, 05:11 PM

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There should be a minimum you get, even if you didn't work enough, or make enough money. It sort of defeats the idea if you still have people not earning enough to live.

 :stoner:  Oh yeah, like wow.....   :whatever:

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Then why in the hell are not the kids taking care of him?  Between 4 "successful" people it should be no problem taking care of Dad

That would not be congruent to the pushed narrative.


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Re: Sleeping 72 year old guard bouncy- took me a week to make this up.
« Reply #27 on: December 31, 2013, 10:56:48 PM »
Libs have always been very concerned about getting a pre existing condition.
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

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Re: Sleeping 72 year old guard bouncy- took me a week to make this up.
« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2013, 11:08:02 PM »
Libs have always been very concerned about getting a pre existing condition.

They all have a prexisting condition... stupidity.
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Re: Sleeping 72 year old guard bouncy- took me a week to make this up.
« Reply #29 on: January 01, 2014, 12:17:16 AM »
Good grief.

Here in this world and not in backwards world where the DUmmies live, that would be written like this:

Relative applies for job, and is offered job. Relative accepts job and the responsibilities that come with said job.

Relative shirks responsibilities that go with said job, and gets written up, and is damn lucky he was ONLY written up.

The end.


Not to mention that here in the real world, the few responses such a story would get would amount to "****in DUh".


It never ceases to amaze, the mountain DUmmies can make out of reality.

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