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Skiatook Family Brawl Lands Three In Jail
« on: December 24, 2013, 05:28:58 PM »
Skiatook Family Brawl Lands Three In Jail
http://www.newson6.com/story/24284323/skiatook-family-brawl-lands-three-in-jail

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TULSA, Oklahoma - A family fight landed three Skiatook residents in jail Saturday. A mother, son and the son's girlfriend were all arrested for domestic assault and battery.

Skiatook Police say they were called to a home in the 300 block of East Pine at about 5 p.m. The front door was open, so they could hear yelling and fighting going on inside, according to an arrest report.

Troy Lynn Malzahn, 54, reportedly told police her son Roscoe Roper and his girlfriend Jessica Glaspie got into an argument about marijuana while on the front porch. Malzahn said during the argument, the power went out to the home and her son head-butted Glaspie.

Sounds like a family of DUmmies.  :mental:
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Re: Skiatook Family Brawl Lands Three In Jail
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2013, 05:33:09 PM »
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"Troy then stated that Jessica picked up an oxygen bottle on the front porch and hit Roscoe in the side of the head with it," the arresting officer said.
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Re: Skiatook Family Brawl Lands Three In Jail
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2013, 01:36:18 AM »
I have several parachute jumps right over that area. The parachute chem trails that I left of peace and brotherly love have evidently been overpowered.
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