If one wishes to extend greetings for the holiday to the primitives, please feel free to do so.
On this, one of the two most sacred days in the history of the world, decent and civilized people are out in real life, commemorating the reason in one form or another, and it's the slowest day of the year for "members" on conservativecave. The bottom of the forum page may show lots and lots of members present, but really, they're not; they're just logged on, and off doing something else.
On the other hand, "guests" come here like hordes of bison of old, great big thundering herds of them that cover the ground from horizon to horizon.
Some of them are just idle strangers, but many of them are lurking primitives.
So if one's inclined, feel free to wish the primitives a merry Christmas here--either the primitives as a whole, or any individual primitive, whatever rows one's boat, rocks one's chair, pushes one's buttons.
As God knows, they're lonely this day, and it's an act of Christian compassion to solace the wretched.
I'd like to extend my personal best wishes to the brain-damaged primitive, who provided the DUmpster with so much amusement and entertainment, especially the last three months. I'm especially grateful for him because he made it easier to continually replenish the inventory of the DUmpster.
God bless us, everyone, walrus-face!
I had a dream last night, in which I was hanging around with Clare Boothe Luce, Wellington Koo, Chiang Kai-shek, Joseph Stilwell, T.V. Soong, and Patrick Hurley, and we went to examine a live nativity enactment at a church in urban northern New Jersey.
The manger was big enough to ensconce a walrus, and slumbering within it was the brain-damaged primitive.
Anyway.
The countdown of the Top Ten DUmmies, plus the CCA, begins Christmas Day.....
