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Re: schedule of awardment for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #25 on: December 17, 2013, 05:44:59 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on December 16, 2013, 03:03:48 PM
Wonder if Doug Bulna will win anything.
He won the internets for 2013.
He won the most amusing person for personnel departments to research in 2013.
He won the Gay-Life Magazine's "hide-the-remote" fantasy of 2013.
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Re: schedule of awardment for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #26 on: December 17, 2013, 05:56:44 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 17, 2013, 05:44:59 PM
He won the internets for 2013.
He won the most amusing person for personnel departments to research in 2013.
He won the Gay-Life Magazine's "hide-the-remote" fantasy of 2013.


Yet it was in walrus-face's power to squelch the whole thing as soon as it started, and all this never would've happened.

As I've said before, the primitives have no concept of "damage control."

If the brain-damaged primitive had exercised some damage control, as advised and counseled by yours truly, this whole thing would be little remembered, if not in fact totally forgotten by now.
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Re: schedule of awardment for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #27 on: December 17, 2013, 06:51:54 PM »
Quote from: jukin on December 17, 2013, 12:34:16 PM
Right there with you on those predictions.

God, you are such a kiss-up.

There are those of us who can completely agree with Coach without appearing to suck up.

We "agree casual" so no one can tell..

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Re: schedule of awardment for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #28 on: December 17, 2013, 08:01:13 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 17, 2013, 05:56:44 PM
As I've said before, the primitives have no concept of "damage control."

The primitives have no concept of "honor." Honor would negate the need for damage control.
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Re: schedule of awardment for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #29 on: December 17, 2013, 09:20:00 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 17, 2013, 08:01:13 PM
The primitives have no concept of "honor." Honor would negate the need for damage control.

Coach tries to give them practical advice.

Older children learn to hold it when they need to use the restroom.  Youngers need to be told where the nearest bathroom is.

Coach is doing the latter.

As a public service.
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Re: schedule of awardment for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #30 on: December 18, 2013, 12:24:43 PM »
I must have missed it...what does CCA stand for?
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Re: schedule of awardment for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #31 on: December 18, 2013, 12:34:57 PM »
Quote from: Karin on December 18, 2013, 12:24:43 PM
I must have missed it...what does CCA stand for?

Coach's Choice Award, it's for a dummy who didn't make the cut that Frank wanted to be on the list.
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Re: schedule of awardment for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #32 on: December 18, 2013, 12:40:18 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 18, 2013, 12:34:57 PM
Coach's Choice Award, it's for a dummy who didn't make the cut that Frank wanted to be on the list.

This could turn into the most sought after award in years to come.
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Re: schedule of awardment for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #33 on: December 18, 2013, 04:02:06 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 18, 2013, 12:34:57 PM
Coach's Choice Award, it's for a dummy who didn't make the cut that Frank wanted to be on the list.

The primitives might think the race is over, and if they didn't make the cut, they're probably breathing a sigh of relief; they dodged the bullet for 2013.

Or so they think.

<<<has until the morning of New Year's Eve to select a winner of the CCA.

It's not over yet.  Too bad for the primitives.
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Re: schedule of awardment for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #34 on: December 18, 2013, 04:19:20 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on December 18, 2013, 12:40:18 PM
This could turn into the most sought after award in years to come.

Yeah, I'm thinking this could be big.

We're just a bunch of stupid rethugs,

But Coach, he's already a living legend.

The DOTY is the gold ring but in the immortal words of willpitt, and I am taking a bit of liberty, I reached out and got the top level plan...GOLD!!
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Re: schedule of awardment for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #35 on: December 18, 2013, 05:54:49 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on December 18, 2013, 12:40:18 PM
This could turn into the most sought after award in years to come.

A DUmmy can't seek the award.

It's a Catch-22.

If a DUmmy really tries to win the award, he'll finish in the top twenty, which makes him ineligible.

If a DUmmy tries to avoid the award, he'll become so obscure he'll never be chosen.

Anyone who is both eligible and chosen for the CCA is a real loser among losers.

In fact, the CCA winner could be considered to be the DUmp's Top Loser.
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Re: schedule of awardment for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #36 on: December 18, 2013, 05:56:46 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 18, 2013, 05:54:49 PM
In fact, the CCA winner could be considered to be the DUmp's Top Loser.

That might very well be the way it evolves.

I'm still thinking, but that's a reasonable direction.
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Re: schedule of awardment for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #37 on: December 18, 2013, 06:16:56 PM »
Is there a reason that the top DUmmie could not also capture the CCA?
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Re: schedule of awardment for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #38 on: December 18, 2013, 06:18:47 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 18, 2013, 05:54:49 PM
A DUmmy can't seek the award.

It's a Catch-22.

If a DUmmy really tries to win the award, he'll finish in the top twenty, which makes him ineligible.

If a DUmmy tries to avoid the award, he'll become so obscure he'll never be chosen.

Anyone who is both eligible and chosen for the CCA is a real loser among losers.

In fact, the CCA winner could be considered to be the DUmp's Top Loser.


Looking back, "sought after" was the wrong phrase. Prestigious is more fitting.
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Re: schedule of awardment for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #39 on: December 18, 2013, 06:20:38 PM »
Quote from: EagleKeeper on December 18, 2013, 06:16:56 PM
Is there a reason that the top DUmmie could not also capture the CCA?

As Carl originally explained his idea--and such a good idea it is--the CCA would go specifically to a primitive not acknowledged in the Top DUmmies, but deemed worthy of notoriety anyway.

And so the CCA won't go to any primitive who ranked in the top ten, or who won one of the special awards; it'll be an entirely new primitive altogether.
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Re: schedule of awardment for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #40 on: December 18, 2013, 06:29:33 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 18, 2013, 06:20:38 PM
As Carl originally explained his idea--and such a good idea it is--the CCA would go specifically to a primitive not acknowledged in the Top DUmmies, but deemed worthy of notoriety anyway.

And so the CCA won't go to any primitive who ranked in the top ten, or who won one of the special awards; it'll be an entirely new primitive altogether.

So, there is no way this will ever become the platinum ring?
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Re: schedule of awardment for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #41 on: December 18, 2013, 06:31:54 PM »
Quote from: EagleKeeper on December 18, 2013, 06:29:33 PM
So, there is no way this will ever become the platinum ring?

Nope.

But Top DUmmie of the Year alone seems a pretty high honor, and the Willie the second-highest honor a primitive can attain anyway.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: schedule of awardment for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #42 on: December 19, 2013, 12:47:15 AM »
Message to :jugs:  :yahoo: and Skippy:

I've been reading both of you most of the day, and you don't have to keep trying so hard.

I'm sure both of you won at least one major award in the Top DUmmies contest, so you may take a breather on being stupid.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: schedule of awardment for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #43 on: December 19, 2013, 05:59:41 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 19, 2013, 12:47:15 AM
Message to :jugs:  :yahoo: and Skippy:

I've been reading both of you most of the day, and you don't have to keep trying so hard.

I'm sure both of you won at least one major award in the Top DUmmies contest, so you may take a breather on being stupid.

That's their natural state of being, especially jugs. She's stuck on stupid.
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Re: schedule of awardment for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #44 on: December 19, 2013, 06:58:30 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on December 19, 2013, 05:59:41 AM
That's their natural state of being, especially jugs. She's stuck on stupid.

Well, but really, they can both stop trying to impress any more.

They've impressed us plenty.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: schedule of awardment for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #45 on: December 19, 2013, 01:49:22 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on December 17, 2013, 06:51:54 PM
God, you are such a kiss-up.

There are those of us who can completely agree with Coach without appearing to suck up.

We "agree casual" so no one can tell..

;) :)



I don't always kiss ass to people in power but when I do I do it all the way.
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Re: schedule of awardment for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #46 on: December 19, 2013, 05:51:53 PM »

*****ANNOUNCEMENT FROM franksolich*****

Because of the, uh, weird twists and turns the voting took, the previously announced schedule is longer relevant.

I'll post a new schedule later, after I figure out the most attractive product placement, like setting up a display in a grocery store.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: schedule of awardment for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #47 on: December 19, 2013, 06:15:57 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 19, 2013, 05:51:53 PM
*****ANNOUNCEMENT FROM franksolich*****

Because of the, uh, weird twists and turns the voting took, the previously announced schedule is longer relevant.

I'll post a new schedule later, after I figure out the most attractive product placement, like setting up a display in a grocery store.

More like the corner window display at Macy's at Christmas time.

Anxious people ooohing and awing, waiting for the big moment.
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