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hypochondrial primitive "mopinko" tries to bait us
« on: December 03, 2013, 01:04:16 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11471772

Oh my.

The mopinko primitive's been acting like a vache lately.

By the way, she's got the hots for Skippy.

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mopinko (40,186 posts)    Sun Dec 1, 2013, 12:13 PM






this is probably tmi, but where else could i share it?






i mean, who else would get it?

here, we can share anything, no matter how personal or gross.


right?

so


















sorry cave dwellers. not today.

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libodem (13,497 posts)   Sun Dec 1, 2013, 12:41 PM

1. We must be that interestimg

Right? No red meat, today.

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mopinko (40,186 posts)    Sun Dec 1, 2013, 05:18 PM

2. apparently.

lowest form of life ever.

<<<wondering what crawled up inside mopinko's whachamacallit.
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Re: hypochondrial primitive "mopinko" tries to bait us
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2013, 01:13:09 PM »
MostinkHo is buttHo hurt.
Doesn't like it when we victimize s/h/its stupid posts.
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Re: hypochondrial primitive "mopinko" tries to bait us
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2013, 01:16:57 PM »
Izat all she got...really?

come on mopinko, I think you can do better then that.

Give us your best shot.

Or better then then that, come over here and let us know what ails ya.
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Re: hypochondrial primitive "mopinko" tries to bait us
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2013, 01:20:01 PM »
Quote from: Skul on December 03, 2013, 01:13:09 PM
MostinkHo is buttHo hurt.
Doesn't like it when we victimize s/h/its stupid posts.

mopinko doesn't like franksolich, and I've known it for a long time.

This, from the nominating thread, in case the hypochondrial primitive missed it:

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I haven't decided yet, so don't construe this as a nomination, but I've been thinking about Skippy's pal--he visits her every time he's in Chicago--mopinko, the hypochondrial primitive.  But I'm not sure if she's Top DUmmie caliber, even in 18th, 19th, or 20th place.

I first spotted mopinko way back in the halcyon days of the Bush administration, when she was bitching about the "lousy Bush economy" in General Discussion.  And then some minutes later, she went to the Do-It-Yourself forum, announcing she was getting a new front door put on her house.

There was nothing wrong with the old front door; she just wanted a new one, that's all.

Costing thousands of bucks in a "lousy" economy; her husband must've been raking in the bucks.

Then she hired some little brown guys in the back of a pick-up truck to install it for her, for cash.

She wasn't happy at the work they did, having forgotten that one gets what one pays for; it's unreasonable to expect Old World Craftsmanship at undocumented-workers'-wages.

She was a real bitch about it.

It wasn't until later I learned she's an insufferable hypochondriac, too.

But she didn't do much this past year, other than gripe to Skins about us.

She's been nominated.
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Re: hypochondrial primitive "mopinko" tries to bait us
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2013, 01:20:22 PM »
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mopinko (40,186 posts)    Sun Dec 1, 2013, 05:18 PM

2. apparently.

lowest form of life ever.

Awfully brave behind $kinner's apron, aren't you, DUmmie?
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Re: hypochondrial primitive "mopinko" tries to bait us
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2013, 02:23:17 PM »
DUmmy mopinko is a fat, ugly, tattooed hypochondriac who lives in the Chicago area and is the neighbor from hell.

Her property is an unkempt, filthy "urban farmette", overrun with chickens.

Her neighbors are praying that at least one of her imagined terminal diseases turns out to be real.

 
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Re: hypochondrial primitive "mopinko" tries to bait us
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2013, 02:26:04 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 03, 2013, 02:23:17 PM
DUmmy mopinko is a fat, ugly, tattooed hypochondriac who lives in the Chicago area and is the neighbor from hell.

Her property is an unkempt, filthy "urban farmette", overrun with chickens.

Her neighbors are praying that at least one of her imagined terminal diseases turns out to be real.

Wasn't she one of the three Frank wanted to date last year?

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Re: hypochondrial primitive "mopinko" tries to bait us
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2013, 02:28:47 PM »
Quote from: Dori on December 03, 2013, 02:26:04 PM
Wasn't she one of the three Frank wanted to date last year?

Perhaps; I don't recall.

<<<has lusted after many a primitive femme, until saw their picture.
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Re: hypochondrial primitive "mopinko" tries to bait us
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2013, 02:47:09 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 03, 2013, 02:28:47 PM
Perhaps; I don't recall.

<<<has lusted after many a primitive femme, until saw their picture.

It was for and internet matchup    :rofl:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,83596.msg1034715.html#msg1034715
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Re: hypochondrial primitive "mopinko" tries to bait us
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2013, 02:52:12 PM »
Quote from: Dori on December 03, 2013, 02:47:09 PM
It was for and internet matchup    :rofl:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,83596.msg1034715.html#msg1034715

Oh.  The babbling sister primitive.  I'd forgotten all about her.
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Re: hypochondrial primitive "mopinko" tries to bait us
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2013, 03:23:36 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 03, 2013, 02:52:12 PM
Oh.  The babbling sister primitive.  I'd forgotten all about her.

This just might be her problem.  She got all exited when folks were encouraging you to add a little romance to her life.  No greater fury than a DUmpette scorned.
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Re: hypochondrial primitive "mopinko" tries to bait us
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2013, 03:50:49 PM »
Quote from: Dori on December 03, 2013, 02:26:04 PM
Wasn't she one of the three Frank wanted to date last year?



If it was, it was only for scientific reasons.
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Re: hypochondrial primitive "mopinko" tries to bait us
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2013, 03:53:18 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 03, 2013, 01:04:16 PM
<<<wondering what crawled up inside mopinko's whachamacallit.

Whatever it is, it must have an incredible biohazard resistance.
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Re: hypochondrial primitive "mopinko" tries to bait us
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2013, 03:57:24 PM »
Mopinko can bait us by wearing nothing but bacon, but we aren't biting.

:spork: :spork: :spork: :spork: :spork:
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Re: hypochondrial primitive "mopinko" tries to bait us
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2013, 04:06:19 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 03, 2013, 03:57:24 PM
Mopinko can bait us by wearing nothing but bacon, but we aren't biting.

:spork: :spork: :spork: :spork: :spork:

Yeah that is one of the very few circumstances we would turn down bacon.
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Re: hypochondrial primitive "mopinko" tries to bait us
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2013, 04:27:59 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 03, 2013, 03:57:24 PM
Mopinko can bait us by wearing nothing but bacon, but we aren't biting.

:spork: :spork: :spork: :spork: :spork:

Why do you hate muslims?
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Re: hypochondrial primitive "mopinko" tries to bait us
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2013, 04:31:09 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 03, 2013, 04:06:19 PM
Yeah that is one of the very few circumstances we would turn down bacon.

The exception that proves the rule.  :-)
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Re: hypochondrial primitive "mopinko" tries to bait us
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2013, 05:29:03 PM »
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Re: hypochondrial primitive "mopinko" tries to bait us
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2013, 05:34:14 PM »
Quote from: Dori on December 03, 2013, 02:26:04 PM
Wasn't she one of the three Frank wanted to date last year?

She doesn't meet coach's "properly proportioned" criterion, but he goes all stevenumbers when he sees a tattoo.
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