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Thanksgiving Dinner Bouncy book
« on: November 27, 2013, 04:00:33 PM »
As a head start over the Thanksgiving holiday, I have dedicated a book to the teeming DUmmies who will claim to have converted racist rethug relatives...

"The main purpose of the Democrat Party and the Left is to destroy the United States, transform Western Civilization to a tribal-based dystopia, and to ultimately kill all conservatives and non progressives." - Jonah Kyle

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Re: Thanksgiving Dinner Bouncy book
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2013, 04:06:37 PM »
As a head start over the Thanksgiving holiday, I have dedicated a book to the teeming DUmmies who will claim to have converted racist rethug relatives...


Looks like volume one, of a long series.  :)
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Thanksgiving Dinner Bouncy book
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2013, 04:37:46 PM »
from twitter:


@CounterMoonbat:  When that deranged liberal family member starts ruining Thanksgiving dinner, maybe consider trying your hand at the "knockout game?" 


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Re: Thanksgiving Dinner Bouncy book
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2013, 05:13:28 PM »
How to write a misspelled and grammatically error ridden screed for those that scored over 350 on the English part of the SAT.
When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

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Re: Thanksgiving Dinner Bouncy book
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2013, 08:06:54 PM »
Yep, there's going to be plenty of these later on this week. Some of the DUmmies are already prepping for their methods this year of ruining Thanksgiving dinner with their political rants - this one is giving "tips" on how to respond to Obamacare criticism:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024098495

along with a vey lame graphic

And DUmmy "Atman" has a link to a primer:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024100773

again with the "teabagger uncle". :whatever:
bet his Florida relatives will say "never again"

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Re: Thanksgiving Dinner Bouncy book
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2013, 08:09:47 PM »
Yep, there's going to be plenty of these later on this week. Some of the DUmmies are already prepping for their methods this year of ruining Thanksgiving dinner with their political rants - this one is giving "tips" on how to respond to Obamacare criticism:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024098495

along with a vey lame graphic
What does Uncle need with maternity care?

DUmmies are smrat.
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: Thanksgiving Dinner Bouncy book
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2013, 08:10:00 PM »
from twitter:

@CounterMoonbat:  When that deranged liberal family member starts ruining Thanksgiving dinner, maybe consider trying your hand at the "knockout game?" 

Heh.....!  :-)
              

Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

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Re: Thanksgiving Dinner Bouncy book
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2013, 08:26:00 PM »
Yep, there's going to be plenty of these later on this week. Some of the DUmmies are already prepping for their methods this year of ruining Thanksgiving dinner with their political rants - this one is giving "tips" on how to respond to Obamacare criticism:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024098495

along with a vey lame graphic

And DUmmy "Atman" has a link to a primer:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024100773

again with the "teabagger uncle". :whatever:
bet his Florida relatives will say "never again"

The dems are pushing these talking points really hard on twitter.
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Re: Thanksgiving Dinner Bouncy book
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2013, 08:27:28 PM »
I see they tossed out the "junk policies" excuse. 
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: Thanksgiving Dinner Bouncy book
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2013, 08:31:44 PM »
I see they tossed out the "junk policies" excuse.

It wasn't working.
I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: Thanksgiving Dinner Bouncy book
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2013, 08:51:32 PM »
It wasn't working.

Who would have thunk, calling people morons wouldn't work. And these people are the self proclaimed intelligentsia.
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Re: Thanksgiving Dinner Bouncy book
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2013, 07:28:39 AM »
It wasn't working.

Neither is Barrycare, or its website.

Pelosi said "we have to pass it to find out what's in it."

Well, we found out "what's in it". 

They can keep it, we don't want it!

The more they try to polish this turd, the more they come off looking like fools, morons, idiots, and moonbats.

(No offense to actual fools, morons, and idiots.)
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

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Re: Thanksgiving Dinner Bouncy book
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2013, 08:39:53 AM »
H5 for the book, GOPCongress!  I love all of those.

You know those idiotic talking points that OFA and the dems were trying to get people to ruin Thanksgiving with?  I'd like to know how that went. 

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Re: Thanksgiving Dinner Bouncy book
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2013, 08:57:42 AM »
H5 for the book, GOPCongress!  I love all of those.

You know those idiotic talking points that OFA and the dems were trying to get people to ruin Thanksgiving with?  I'd like to know how that went. 
We know they went.
"We need to talk about Obambicare!"
"No we don't ... shut up."
That's how it went.
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Thanksgiving Dinner Bouncy book
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2013, 10:30:43 AM »
Here's how one commenter at Politico put it:

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heyyou111  
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 just got back from Thanksgiving dinner. EVERYONE was talking the ACA and what was said about it cannot be repeated. And several of those present are democrat and liberal and union members.

Here are some tweets:

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oh no. someone brought up health insurance and obamacare and now theres lots of yelling.—
Michael T. (@mctureen) November 28, 2013

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My whole family is fighting about Obama care #thanksobama—
Jackie Lemire (@jackie_lemire) November 29, 2013

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Omg my family is talking about Obamacare and their arguing dear god I should leave before it gets ugly—
lizeth (@summerdobrev) November 29, 2013

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Everybodys drunk and yelling at eachother about obamacare and its not even 5 yet—
Becca Delfatti (@becccerzz) November 29, 2013

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We held a family vote on Obama Care and we were unanimous in being "agin" it. First time we've all agreed on anything.—
Tweeting Insomniac (@SuMacDan) November 29, 2013

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Followed obama's advice to discuss #obamacare during turkey dinner. Family consensus was obama is worst Pres in US history. @DrMartyFox—
Don Fryer (@Donfryer) November 29, 2013

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We talked about #Obamacare at #Thanksgiving dinner. Everyone's premium is up 13-18% with higher deductibles. No one likes it. #fullrepeal—
Jon Martin (@jonmartin44) November 29, 2013

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Re: Thanksgiving Dinner Bouncy book
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2013, 12:08:06 PM »
Smart Power!!!!11111!!!!elebinty strikes again.

When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

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Re: Thanksgiving Dinner Bouncy book
« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2013, 01:14:13 PM »
Here's how one commenter at Politico put it:
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heyyou111 
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 just got back from Thanksgiving dinner. EVERYONE was talking the ACA and what was said about it cannot be repeated. And several of those present are democrat and liberal and union members.
Here are some tweets:
Those were the ones yelling and screaming.
The normal people laughed at them.
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”