I live my life by Occam's Razor, the bane of all liberals.
Hmm. Occam's Razor? Do the liberals not like it because it sounds like a personal hygiene devise or because as a philosophical premise it blows so much of their ideas out of the water? Probably both.
They do, however, tend to follow their on twisted version of it. For instance,
If there is a tornado in Illinois it is Bush's fault.
If you steal a remote then tell the entire world wide web about it and the organization from which the remote was stolen finds out about it it is the Caves fault.
If you add "........................." to anything it makes you deep and thoughtful.
If someone with a fatal disease dies either Bush or coach whacked 'em.
If 0 plays golf and the military takes out a bad guy then 0 is a Rambo hero with the wisdom of Sun Tzu.