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Offline BannedFromDU

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DemoTex is, literally, flaky. Disgusting, too.
« on: November 14, 2013, 10:12:39 PM »
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Dandruff is sexy (I now tell myself) .. snow on ancient hills (a rant).


I have been fighting it for most of my adult life (I'm 65). I have spent thousands on cures, and my insurance has spent more.

My great dermatologist, who has a secondary specialty in pathology, prescribed a new shampoo on my visit last Monday. She was excited by the match. If she was, I was too! (BTW: she is 64 and looks not a year over 44, not that it matters) (Certainly doesn't matter to you, dude.)


. So she called in the Rx shampoo, Dr. Fountain-of-Youth.

I went to the pharmacy to pick up that Rx, and some B/P meds from another physician. The shampoo was not covered by insurance. It was $356 for six fluid mother****ing ounces. WTF? I mean, really, WTF?

Ouch. Well, I'm just going to hazard a guess that you, like most DUmmy dudes, eschew regular showers (see Tib, TomIn). Do what I did: shower daily, using cool water, and use yourself some coal tar shampoo
in conjunction with a serious conditioner.


Cosmetics. Vanity. Hold the phone, and cancel the order. Mother of my ****ing dog! I'm not paying for that shit. Let the snow fall. And I love and will continue wearing black, all you Johnny Ca$h-loving mother****ers!

I have no doubt.

Mac



Yuck.
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Re: DemoTex is, literally, flaky. Disgusting, too.
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2013, 10:49:32 PM »
A dermatologist, who doubles in pathology, on my best day I couldn't have made that shit up.
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Re: DemoTex is, literally, flaky. Disgusting, too.
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2013, 11:45:44 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on November 14, 2013, 10:49:32 PM
A dermatologist, who doubles in pathology
Like, ...what?

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Cosmetics. Vanity. Hold the phone, and cancel the order. Mother of my ****ing dog! I'm not paying for that shit. Let the snow fall. And I love and will continue wearing black, all you Johnny Ca$h-loving mother****ers!

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Re: DemoTex is, literally, flaky. Disgusting, too.
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2013, 06:09:24 AM »
"FITCH"....used to get it at the barber shops. Cure dandruff in one application.
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Re: DemoTex is, literally, flaky. Disgusting, too.
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2013, 06:16:54 AM »
I'd recommend kerosene and a match, but the primitives wouldn't listen....
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Re: DemoTex is, literally, flaky. Disgusting, too.
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2013, 06:36:14 AM »
Flaky bastard.
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Re: DemoTex is, literally, flaky. Disgusting, too.
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2013, 07:31:52 AM »
Quote from: landofconfusion80 on November 15, 2013, 06:16:54 AM
I'd recommend kerosene and a match

That would clear it up in a flash. 
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Re: DemoTex is, literally, flaky. Disgusting, too.
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2013, 08:06:07 AM »
Simple solution DUmotex. Shave yer head, you moron.
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Re: DemoTex is, literally, flaky. Disgusting, too.
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2013, 09:24:17 PM »
Geez...they don't really make it difficult any more...either that or this was what his dermatologist cum pathologist girlfriend pity floozy was really trying to recommend to him.

« Last Edit: November 17, 2013, 09:26:32 PM by GOP Congress »
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Re: DemoTex is, literally, flaky. Disgusting, too.
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2013, 09:49:01 PM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on November 17, 2013, 09:24:17 PM
Geez...they don't really make it difficult any more...either that or this was what his dermatologist cum pathologist girlfriend pity floozy was really trying to recommend to him.


This is going to be a long night.  :lmao:
I'm going to bed.
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Re: DemoTex is, literally, flaky. Disgusting, too.
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2013, 10:07:23 PM »
Dandruff is the least of DUmoTex's revolting attributes.

He's one of the DUmp's phony soldiers, claiming among other things to be an ordinance expert.

He has a featherbedded democrat summer government job as a lookout in a tower, and claims most forest fires are started by gun nuts, who always use tracers and incendiary rounds while plinking cans in the wilderness.

Everyone I know loads their truck with tracers and incendiaries when they go to shoot. I know I do.
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Re: DemoTex is, literally, flaky. Disgusting, too.
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2013, 10:32:50 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 17, 2013, 10:07:23 PM
Dandruff is the least of DUmoTex's revolting attributes.

He's one of the DUmp's phony soldiers, claiming among other things to be an ordinance expert.

He has a featherbedded democrat summer government job as a lookout in a tower, and claims most forest fires are started by gun nuts, who always use tracers and incendiary rounds while plinking cans in the wilderness.

Everyone I know loads their truck with tracers and incendiaries when they go to shoot. I know I do.
Well, Mr. GOBUCKS, sir, he has admitted to a flaky problem.
Perhaps we shouldn't be hard on the lad.
Then, again.....


DOG PILE!!! YAY!!
Screw the idiot.
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Re: DemoTex is, literally, flaky. Disgusting, too.
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2013, 12:17:12 AM »
Quote from: landofconfusion80 on November 15, 2013, 06:16:54 AM
I'd recommend kerosene and a match, but the primitives wouldn't listen....

I hear that remedy is great for a scorching case of crabs or bedbugs as well. :fuelfire:

Damn, I love DUmbasses and their approach to basic hygeine. :puke:
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