You know, it's very hard, trying to decide which primitive's the most pathetic, Dennis the Menace or the locust primitive.
For the moment, I'm giving the razor-thin edge to Dennis the Menace.
I mean, the guy's 43, 45, years old, somewhere in there, and still lives at home with his mother.
And his teary tales about his mean old dad are of course made up.
And besides, even if such stories were true, they all happened 30, 35, 40 years ago, which to me seems a rather long time to hold onto grudges and bad feelings.
The general consensus seems to be that the locust primitive is really immature, but I think Dennis the Menace's immaturity is w-a-a-a-a-a-a-y underrated.