Can a 'Country Mouse" ever really move back to the City...and get a "real job"?
Yes! Move to San Diego and apply to serve as an intern under nutcase nadin on Crazy Miriam's blog.
You can write articles on exploding windmill blades, grass fires, and cancer-causing solar panels.
In no time, you'll be an award-wining journo, too.
And your salary will be exactly the same as all the trained journos in Crazy Miriam's stable of talent.