The best advice I can offer to Locut0s is to stop the drinking and to take advantage of your nocturnal state by getting a night job and getting a gym membership at a 24 hour gym. I can sympathize about having your days and nights backwards, but then I work 3-4 12 hour shifts a week on nights. When I only have 1 or 2 days off between shifts, it doesn't seem worth it to switch back.
Requires too much maturity, there is no way this brain dead fool will ever grow up and act like a decent human being.