When Margaret Mead was studying primitive tribes she ran into a problem. If they knew she was observing them they started to change their behavior. The same thing is starting to happen at the island as well as plenty of panties are twisting all over the place as they discover us. I would rather it go back to the old days as well where we could study the primitives without their knowledge and they revert back to their true selves.
Much to my great grief, as long as the primitives know we're watching them, we'll never again see such things as the admission by the sparkling old dude that his wife makes him use the bathroom in the basement so he won't stink up the good ones upstairs, or the colorful antics of hippywife Mrs. Alfred Packer and hippyhubby Wild Bill, or the quest of Amber to get back with Dreamboat Dave, or the admission by the Curmudgeoness primitive that she has a sensitive bottom, or the homoerotic fantasies of Dennis the Menace, or the Douging of Fox News at a primitive's workplace, &c., &c., &c.
The primitives aren't as uninhibited as they used to be, damn it.
The primitives being primitives will leak once in a while, but not like they used to.