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Offline Ptarmigan

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Ted Cruz is so ugly
« on: October 16, 2013, 09:42:16 PM »
Ted Cruz is so ugly
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Ted Cruz is so ugly
 Both inside and out. I can't believe he's only 42 years old!

Anything else you got? May I ask, do you have any ideas?

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Gravitycollapse (3,677 posts)
1. Seriously?

Stupid OP.

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fried eggs (459 posts)
10. Normally I'm not this petty, but he keeps showing up on TV

He is an ugly liar and he will never win a national election in this country.
Someone here has Cruz Derangement Syndrome.  :mental:

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Gravitycollapse (3,677 posts)
21. He's not a physically ugly person. Even if he was, who gives a shit? Yes, you are being petty...

The kind of petty that should be reserved for elementary school playgrounds.
Gravitycollapse thinks Fried Eggs is petty.

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Warren DeMontague (49,400 posts)
24. Well thank heavens we have hall monitors on the case.

Still, there's a "trash thread" button. You hated this thread so much you had to immediately kick it.

The guy looks like a shiny turd in a suit. There, I said it.

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25. Like I said, childhood pettiness. It has no place in these discussions.

We're smarter than that and we are better than that.

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Warren DeMontague (49,400 posts)
26. Who appointed you king?

I didn't vote for you.

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Gravitycollapse (3,677 posts)
27. Are you finished?

Is that all? I realize you have very important work to complete. Nothing is more important than mocking our political opponents for their attractiveness instead of addressing what actually matters.

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Warren DeMontague (49,400 posts)
32. Oh, I'm sorry, did I interrupt your intensely important job of complaining about this thread?

Please, do carry on.
Little testy are we?

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Gravitycollapse (3,677 posts)
34. I'm addressing the sort of childlike pettiness that should not exist in our movement.

Instead, you insist on continuing this pettiness. Which is embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for you, even if you aren't embarrassed for yourself. Congrats.
You DUmmies act like overgrown children throwing major league tantrums.

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trumad (35,806 posts)
29. Actually he looks like a piece of shit.

**** Ted Cruz
**** Ted Cruz? Lame!  :yawn: Come up with something original next time. Oh wait, you just regurgitate what the libtards say.  :mental:

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Warren DeMontague (49,400 posts)
33. He's a very attractive man!

You don't achieve that level of oily sheen without a lot of work.

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VanillaRhapsody (3,237 posts)
2. that shoe polish he uses for hair color doesnt help

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fried eggs (459 posts)
15. He's so ugly that

his birth certificate contained an apology letter from the condom factory.

 

But all jokes aside, I'm mostly referring to his character. If he had a good heart, he'd look a lot better.
Fried Eggs is reallying trying to fit in.
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Re: Ted Cruz is so ugly
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2013, 09:46:28 PM »
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trumad (35,806 posts)
29. Actually he looks like a piece of shit.

**** Ted Cruz

The truemud primitive must have his diapers on, all ready to be humiliated by his wife.
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Re: Ted Cruz is so ugly
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2013, 10:27:43 PM »
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29. Actually he looks like a piece of shit.

**** Ted Cruz

Any time some DUer asks for mature behavior, you can bet the truly mad primitive will show up just so he can repeat the offending behavior, like a recalcitrant 5-year-old throwing a tantrum.
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