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Offline Tucker

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Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
« Reply #25 on: October 10, 2013, 09:22:59 AM »
 

She can go dumpster diving behind grocery stores that throw out eatable produce to augment the diet.

Wouldn't her physical size give her an unfair advantage over the other hobo's that depend on the same source for their daily roughage intake?
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Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
« Reply #26 on: October 10, 2013, 11:31:16 PM »
Wouldn't her physical size give her an unfair advantage over the other hobo's that depend on the same source for their daily roughage intake?

Probably, but that advantage is coupled inextricably to her inate laziness and gross imcompetence.

Pretty much a wash, in other words.
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Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
« Reply #27 on: October 11, 2013, 09:00:00 AM »
Probably, but that advantage is coupled inextricably to her inate laziness and gross imcompetence.

Pretty much a wash, in other words.


We forget it seems that a woman of size on the streets will shrink considerably after 6 months of a starvation diet.  The pounds will come dripping off like bacon fat.     

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Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
« Reply #28 on: October 11, 2013, 09:06:56 AM »
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Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
« Reply #29 on: October 11, 2013, 02:17:04 PM »
This looks like a slap in the collective DUmmies' faces
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I just have $10 in paypal, thanks to Wishadoo

That could translate as: 'There is ONLY $10 in the paypal account, so you other DUmmies need to start donating more.'
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Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
« Reply #30 on: October 11, 2013, 03:09:38 PM »
Does she have to keep a balance on it like $5?






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Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
« Reply #31 on: October 11, 2013, 03:10:56 PM »
$10.00 how to spend it.

3 bags of dried beans, 2 Lbs. of rice, one can Crisco butter flavor,  this will keep her alive for a month or more, not happy but alive and kicking.   

She can go dumpster diving behind grocery stores that throw out eatable produce to augment the diet.

I am craving rice and beans right now.  :cheersmate:






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Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
« Reply #32 on: October 11, 2013, 07:29:46 PM »
Does she have to keep a balance on it like $5?
:lmao: We would never hear the end of it!

I'm betting she first tries to withdraw $20, and stiff the bank. Once the ATM fails, she will go inside and take out the $10.

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Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
« Reply #33 on: October 12, 2013, 05:50:43 AM »
Does she have to keep a balance on it like $5?

Do pre-paid debit cards attract banking fees?

I do like the idea that she tries to spend $10 only to find that each transaction costs her $1 in fees...