I wish Amber would give us an update on how that nest egg is doing.
A week in Tucson, even at a free flophouse, would likely exhaust a $100 stake.
Is she panhandling? Turning tricks? Shoplifting?
She has to be doing something to replace that nest egg.
Or is Amber still holed up in Crystal Naydean's trailer, making up this whole story?
It would be nice if these DUmmies had some transparency in their storylines.
She's probably doing pretty well, sitting in her monthly rental on funds contributed from Kathy Peterson, Peggy Carter, and other DUmmies known to be wealthy. She's canvassing the area, putting in
job applications where she can, making connections wherever possible. She's being a good steward of people's funds, shopping shrewdly and eating light. She's exercising and drinking plenty of water,
making sure her mind and body are as clear as possible for the challenges ahead.
Oh, wait. No, she's whining about the quality of the charity she's stealing from people who actually need it, and stinking her fingers up over a 60-year-old guy dressed like he's late for an 11th grade Spanish class in 1998.