Jonah Goldberg warns of Great Animal War! When pigeons, deer attack: You are not alone [pics]
http://twitchy.com/2013/09/26/jonah-goldberg-warns-of-great-animal-war-when-pigeons-deer-attack-you-are-not-alone-pics/Jonah Goldberg ✔
@JonahNRO
Finally, the animal war begins. MT @DrewHampshire A deer charged at me last night. RT @lizzieohreally: A pigeon just flew into my head.
8:53 AM - 26 Sep 2013
Jonah Goldberg ✔
@JonahNRO
People, you should know this. Dogs will be humanity's only reliable allies in the Great Animal War. They made their choice long ago.
8:55 AM - 26 Sep 2013
Adam Richman
@adamannapolis
@JonahNRO You think the pot bellied pigs will bail on us when the going gets tough? Me too. Never trusted them.
8:57 AM - 26 Sep 2013
Cheeto Puff
@419BillE
A pigeon just flew smack into my head while I was out walking just now, so brb ill be sawing my head off
3:59 PM - 24 Sep 2013
This is sign of the Great Human/Rabbit War starting. Rabbits realize going after humans is a lot easier than going after ptarmigans. The Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War was a bloody smack down, but a stalemate.
