skip fox: Why can't Slick Willie pimp 0dumbasscare?

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skip fox (12,703 posts)

Why doesn't Obama enlist Bill Clinton to explain the Affordable Health Care Act?

Last edited Mon Sep 23, 2013, 05:08 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
I'm afraid the out-come of the last Republican attack on Health care will not be as easily handled as many predict, especially its great unpopularity at the polls.

Now is the time, it seems, for Obama to bring out Clinton and turn the polls around.

Why doesn't he?

Ummm...maybe it's because Clinton doesn't want the stench of abject failure clinging to him? I mean, he loves stenches clinging to him...just not that one.

Anyway, how would that go? "Hi, I'm Bill Clinton and I'm going to explain 0bamacare to you. Let's say you're one of those fat chicks I boned in, oh, 1991, and you caught gonorrhea from me, and it went untreated because I boned you in your trailer and threatened to kill you if you went public with it. Now let's say that untreated gonorrhea has caused you some pelvic inflammatory disease and even a cyst or two. Now that you want to get some treatment other than a few Oxy and penicillin pills I had sent to you, you probably realized that you have what we call a pre-existing condition. Well, under 0bamacare...

Yet check this out:

Star Member tularetom (17,903 posts)
2. Nah the last thing he needs is Clinton to explain it


What he needs to do is act like he gives a shit about his own act. If Obama was half as animated in defending the ACA as he was about wanting to bomb the shit out of Syria or snooping on American citizens, he would convince everybody of its merits. Since he seems so reluctant to explain the act, his enemies have taken advantage of the information vacuum to define it themselves, and not necessarily to his benefit.

[Karin]

because I boned you in your trailer

He boned her in her what?


I thought I heard some noises on Politico or somewhere, that Slick Willie was going to do this, because king putt admires the way that Clinton can "explain shit."  I don't think it went anywhere.

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He boned her in her what?


I thought I heard some noises on Politico or somewhere, that Slick Willie was going to do this, because king putt admires the way that Clinton can "explain shit."  I don't think it went anywhere.

And that's what all great legislation needs: someone to explain it to you. The earmark of any great law, you see, is implementation so complex and rules so Byzantine that even the administrators have no idea what's going on.

[jukin]

You know you are in over your head when you can neither explain or implement your own bad policies.

[Dori]

And that's what all great legislation needs: someone to explain it to you. The earmark of any great law, you see, is implementation so complex and rules so Byzantine that even the administrators have no idea what's going on.

Can you imagine how long it will take to iron out that mess?  I can see the fraudsters lined up for miles.

[Karin]

Wow.

Response to skip fox (Original post)
Mon Sep 23, 2013, 01:59 PM
kenny blankenship (15,571 posts)

15. Get ready for "that depends on what the meaning of "covered" is"

"That depends on what the meaning of the word 'Affordable' is."

"That depends on how much you care about the meaning of what 'Care' is."

"Insured? Well, you feel insured. and isn't that the important thing, assurance and confidence?"

   

[Gina]

Anyway, how would that go? "Hi, I'm Bill Clinton and I'm going to explain 0bamacare to you. Let's say you're one of those fat chicks I boned in, oh, 1991, and you caught gonorrhea from me, and it went untreated because I boned you in your trailer and threatened to kill you if you went public with it. Now let's say that untreated gonorrhea has caused you some pelvic inflammatory disease and even a cyst or two. Now that you want to get some treatment other than a few Oxy and penicillin pills I had sent to you, you probably realized that you have what we call a pre-existing condition. Well, under 0bamacare...

 

[JohnnyReb]

You should see Hillary's stimulus package.....she has stimulated more women than Bill....HEY! Bill said it so it is so.

[GOBUCKS]

Willie wants the muslim to crash and burn as spectacularly as possible.

Then in 2016 he can represent the Hildebeast as the opposite of the muslim, and explain how she had a better plan for healthcare twenty years ago.

That way, the Hildebeast can be elected, and Willie can spend the rest of his life getting more fabulous tail than anyone can imagine.

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 getting more fabulous tail than anyone can imagine.

     Willie still likes it on the skanky side. Every trailer park and RV camp south of Mason-Dixon has a signup sheet. Must be this wide to enter.

[redwhit]

First laugh I've had today (one of those days don't ya know).

Thanks for that!   

[vesta111]

First laugh I've had today (one of those days don't ya know).

Thanks for that!   

I noticed today some story's on Hillery and her assistant Wieners wife and the question of her sex life again rises its ugly head.  Then the first bill signed by the new president had to do with gay rights.

Old Bill ain't nothing but a hound dog, and his wife don't give a damn.  Her assistant following her lead seems to have no problem with her husband a public Tom Cat and really creepy.

Looking back FDR's wife a known feminist who spent most of her time with other Dikes was never questioned.   

Seems the rumor mill is wondering why Wieners  wife still stands by her man.    All this stuff has always gone on but in the last 20 years it has been made public, thrown in our face and made to seem normal practice.

Seems the normal folks are becoming a minority not just in America but all over the world.    Even our new Pope is jumping on the band wagon to turn the world upside down---what was honorable life and the new ME,ME,ME, is now becoming old hat.  Obeying the law and the Church is considered to be subjected to authority, enslaved to others.

Insanity rules when California makes it a law that men who think they are woman can use a ladies room in schools and public buildings.   Rant ended for now.