Whilst anything which irritates the DUmmies is good fun...this isn't actually a good result for conservatives.
Frau Merkel heads the C.D.U./C.S.U. - this is a moderate party (definitely not conservative), however they have made several sensible reforms in the part term of office...they made strong gains in the election, but not enough to hold a majority of seats.
Before the election they were in coallition with the F.D.P., which is the closest thing that Germany has to a conservative party (actually believes in free markets). The F.D.P.'s share of the vote fell below 5%, and this means that they don't get any seats in the Bundestag.
The only other party worthy of any consideration is the new A.f.D., which is encouraging debate about the wisdom of dumping the DeutschMark in favour of the Euro (which is still turning into a new Lira, Peseta, or Drachma). They made good gains as they were coming from nowhere, in a country where worship of the E.U. is standard on all sides...but like the F.D.P. didn't manage to get 5%.
This means that the moderate party has a large plurality of seats, but will need to form a coallition to govern...and the only other parties in the Bundestag are definite leftists. There are four potential patterns:
C.D.U./C.S.U.-S.D.P. Moderates and leftists in coallition - bad news
C.D.U./C.S.U.-Green Moderates and watermelon environmentalists in coallition - bad news
C.D.U./C.S.U.-Linke Moderates and 'former' communists in coallition - bad news (but exceptionally unlikely)
S.D.P.-Green-Linke Leftists, watermelons, and 'former' communists - incredibly bad news, but I think very unlikely.