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Offline franksolich

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primitives discuss lemongrass
« on: September 21, 2013, 05:52:47 PM »
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irisblue (1,685 posts)   Fri Sep 20, 2013, 11:13 AM

question about lemongrass

(hello to any CC lurkers BTW)

I bought some to try making a thai dish, but the instructions for it's usage aren't clear to me, do I use the tips or the white root like area? Do I mince it or do I remove it, like bay leaves, after cooking?

Okay now, never mind that; lemongrass is apparently some sort of obscure and near-useless vegetable.

There's another reason I'm posting this.

I've been watching the cooking and baking forum for, uh, some time now, and there's problems with it.

It's important because the cooking and baking forum isn't just another small forum; it used to be a gem, a jewel, for Skins's island.

Not so any more.

If one looks at the "title of discussion thread" for the forum, and goes over to the "last reply" column, one notices that sometimes there's hours in between primitive responses.

There was a time, not so long ago, when there were only minutes, if not seconds, in between responses.

Traffic's down, way down, for the cooking and baking forum.  The way things are going, within a few months, the deaf and hard of hearing forum, a champion at collecting cobwebs, is going to be busier than the cooking and baking forum.

The problem seems to be in dear old sweet Lu, the hostess of the forum.

Nothing personal against dear old sweet Lu; she's been a definite improvement over the now-gone hate-filled hippywife primitive Mrs. Alfred Packer. 

But dear old sweet Lu's no leader; she needs to voluntarily and with good graces step aside, abdicating her role in favor of another primitive with more drive, more ambition, more energy, to get the cooking and baking forum corking again.

I suppose if my fellow alum Skins is hesitant about firing dear old sweet Lu, he could at least set some goals for her; for example, he could demand that she write more, and not just title-lines of campfires.  She shouldn't be merely asking the other primitives what's for supper and leaving it at that; she should be describing to them what she fixed for supper, and what bewhiskered Bill thought of it.

If I were Skins, I would set some modest goals for Lu if she wishes to remain hostess; something along the lines of a minimum of twenty campfires lit by her each week, at least half of which each should be sixteen paragraphs or longer, so as to incite primitive interest and involvement.

I would also insist Lu be present in the forum seven days a week, just as moderators here are; as it is, she takes a day or two off once in a while, compelling another primitive to make up for her sloughing off.

Dear old sweet Lu asked for the job, and she got it.  Having gotten it, she should do it.

Finally, again if I were Skins, I'd demand that Lu contact former prolific posters of the forum, reminding them of their past valuable contributions to traffic and insight therein, and begging them to help her out by resuming posting there.  Getting the sparkling old dude active again, for example, would draw traffic.

If Skins and dear old sweet Lu don't do something, the cooking and baking forum--once a gem, remember--is likely to slowly wither away, evaporating.
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Re: primitives discuss lemongrass
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2013, 06:01:01 PM »
Some of the vicious old biddies in the cooking group dislike having their arrogant silliness highlighted here.

Their routine use of spices available only through Viennese mail order houses, for example, or their familiar use of nineteenth-century Burmese slang to refer to dishes that you and I and Paula Deen know in plain English.

They're pretentious, jealous, and hateful, and get all upset when those qualities are pointed out in the DUmpster.

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Re: primitives discuss lemongrass
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2013, 06:22:34 PM »
Some of the vicious old biddies in the cooking group dislike having their arrogant silliness highlighted here.

Their routine use of spices available only through Viennese mail order houses, for example, or their familiar use of nineteenth-century Burmese slang to refer to dishes that you and I and Paula Deen know in plain English.

They're pretentious, jealous, and hateful, and get all upset when those qualities are pointed out in the DUmpster.

No doubt!

It undoubtedly galls them that our recipes are superior to theirs, too. For example, Mr. Mannn can do more with freeze-dried hamburger and a microwave oven than the DUmmy collective can accomplish with a million dollars' worth of exotica.
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Re: primitives discuss lemongrass
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2013, 08:36:17 PM »
I'd rather have a hot cake of cornbread and a cold glass of milk.
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Re: primitives discuss lemongrass
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2013, 08:48:12 PM »
Some of the vicious old biddies in the cooking group dislike having their arrogant silliness highlighted here.

Their routine use of spices available only through Viennese mail order houses, for example, or their familiar use of nineteenth-century Burmese slang to refer to dishes that you and I and Paula Deen know in plain English.

They're pretentious, jealous, and hateful, and get all upset when those qualities are pointed out in the DUmpster.

Yes, another reason dear old sweet Lu's got to go, or at least change her ways.

A moderator, or in this case a hostess, sets the "tone" for a forum, just as Freeper and SGT Snuggle Bunny do here in the Dumpster, and so well.

Dear old sweet Lu's "leadership" is all wrong.
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Re: primitives discuss lemongrass
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2013, 11:42:47 PM »
I have a thing for Thai and Vietnamese food, they both feature a lot of lemongrass.  I doubt that the DUmmies can duplicate the taste at home.

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Re: primitives discuss lemongrass
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2013, 01:36:38 AM »
The DUmmies simply like a lot of grass:stoner: