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DUmmy LocoNuts - A Depressed Party Animal
« on: September 07, 2013, 10:54:18 PM »
DUmmy LocoNuts, the thirty-one-year-old with an enmeshed personality, is loving his new life as a college dorm freshman. He's a wild and crazy guy:
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Note to self don't drink till you vomit.
Went out with the new dorm room guys the other night. Let's just say I'm still not the best at knowing my limits when it comes to alcohol Luckily I'm not drinking because I'm depressed like in the past and I don't plan to use the dorm experience to party and start a problem, but I'm sure I'll join a party here or there, like one or two. But I don't plan to do anything truly dumb I know myself well enough there, a couple of the guys took 'mushrooms' before going out for example and I'm not going there. Luckily these guys are not your typical frat boy types, most of them are nerds and we have one very nice understanding jock type. Though said jock does seem more like your average partier. He's the one that tries to get the other guys to go out and loosen up and have a good time. Even a few weeks ago I would have told you that socialising in a group of guys like this would be hard for me but I'm doing well it seems. This experience, minus the other night, is going to be very good for me I think.

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Sat Sep 7, 2013, 08:53 PM
Gidney N Cloyd (10,925 posts)

2. Easy on the booze. Focus on getting laid.


Probably good advice, but come on, guys, who do you think LocoNuts is?
DUmmy stevenumbers is a legendary swordsman compared to LocoNuts.
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Sat Sep 7, 2013, 09:48 PM
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8. Lol that's probably good advise...
Too awkward and inexperienced, like zero, around women for that to likely happen though.

Give the guy some time. He's only thirty-one.


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Sat Sep 7, 2013, 10:04 PM
Gidney N Cloyd (10,925 posts)

11. But there's zillions of coeds feeling the same way you are.
You're all just folks looking to make some contact.

Uh...no.


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Sat Sep 7, 2013, 10:00 PM
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10. Yeah no more parties...
But I agree that's always been my issue. I drink till I'm drunk and more. By the time I'm fairly drunk I have way too much alcohol in my stomach still left, at that point you are screwed.

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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts - A Depressed Party Animal
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2013, 11:03:28 PM »
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Note to self don't drink till you vomit.
Went out with the new dorm room guys the other night. Let's just say I'm still not the best at knowing my limits when it comes to alcohol Luckily I'm not drinking because I'm depressed like in the past and I don't plan to use the dorm experience to party and start a problem, but I'm sure I'll join a party here or there, like one or two. But I don't plan to do anything truly dumb I know myself well enough there, a couple of the guys took 'mushrooms' before going out for example and I'm not going there. Luckily these guys are not your typical frat boy types, most of them are nerds and we have one very nice understanding jock type. Though said jock does seem more like your average partier. He's the one that tries to get the other guys to go out and loosen up and have a good time. Even a few weeks ago I would have told you that socialising in a group of guys like this would be hard for me but I'm doing well it seems. This experience, minus the other night, is going to be very good for me I think.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!! What an idiot. There is a reason you are a loser.

BTW.... did you pay?

Loser.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts - A Depressed Party Animal
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2013, 11:40:00 PM »
Sadly, I don't think any of that post is actually true. 
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts - A Depressed Party Animal
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2013, 12:03:37 AM »
I thought college dorm life was all about drinking.

But what can you say about a guy who thought he could have privacy and could concentrate better on his studies there, than when he was living in his parents' basement?

Are DUmmies just born that way????  DUmb?






 

 
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts - A Depressed Party Animal
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2013, 01:35:21 AM »
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Focus on getting laid.

Not.  Likely. 




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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts - A Depressed Party Animal
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2013, 03:08:49 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 08, 2013, 01:35:21 AM
Not.  Likely.  







Ai,  yi-yi!

Wow......   :loser:

Quote from: Bad Dog on September 07, 2013, 11:40:00 PM
Sadly, I don't think any of that post is actually true. 

Putting the face to those posts?  I agree.  I don't think s/h/it is at a college, either.  I sense the Mittyism is strong in this one.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts - A Depressed Party Animal
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2013, 04:50:53 AM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on September 08, 2013, 03:08:49 AM

Ai,  yi-yi!

Wow......   :loser:

Putting the face to those posts?  I agree.  I don't think s/h/it is at a college, either.  I sense the Mittyism is strong in this one.
Are you saying he is back at the loony bin?
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts - A Depressed Party Animal
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2013, 05:03:23 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 08, 2013, 01:35:21 AM
Not.  Likely. 






Gotta agree with ya.  He looks like an extra from a GEICO 'Caveman' commercial, before they got all sophisticated and all.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts - A Depressed Party Animal
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2013, 06:36:29 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 08, 2013, 01:35:21 AM
 






DUde.

That "3-day growth" on your face shit went out with "Miami Vice".

Don Johnson could pull it off, you look like you performed oral sex on an imitation fur coat.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts - A Depressed Party Animal
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2013, 07:30:07 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on September 08, 2013, 06:36:29 AM
DUde.

That "3-day growth" on your face shit went out with "Miami Vice".

Don Johnson could pull it off, you look like you performed oral sex on an imitation fur coat.
Great. You ruined it. If the nutcase reads this we will start seeing posts about his girlfriend.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts - A Depressed Party Animal
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2013, 08:28:36 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 08, 2013, 01:35:21 AM
Not.  Likely.  






Not impossible, fat chicks need love too.  His biggest problem isn't his looks, it's his utter lack of self-esteem and confidence.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts - A Depressed Party Animal
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2013, 08:36:19 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on September 08, 2013, 07:30:07 AM
Great. You ruined it. If the nutcase reads this we will start seeing posts about his girlfriend.

Why shouldn't this DUmmie's girlfriend be like the rest of his existence?

Fake, but accurate!   :lmao:
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts - A Depressed Party Animal
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2013, 08:43:00 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on September 08, 2013, 08:36:19 AM
Why shouldn't this DUmmie's girlfriend be like the rest of his existence?

Fake, but accurate!   :lmao:

If he claims getting some it will definitely be accurate to say it was fake.....he'll have to borrow a blow-up doll.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts - A Depressed Party Animal
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2013, 09:15:06 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on September 08, 2013, 04:50:53 AM
Are you saying he is back at the loony bin?

 :-)

I really don't think he leaves his parents house too much.  At least, not without being strapped into the car seat.
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« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2013, 09:24:59 AM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on September 08, 2013, 09:15:06 AM
:-)

I really don't think he leaves his parents house too much.  At least, not without being strapped into the car seat.

And wearing a helmet.  Don't forget the helmet.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts - A Depressed Party Animal
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2013, 10:01:25 AM »
Fur coat molester, Geico extra, possible Michael Moore body double...  none of these are synonyms for "attractive".
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts - A Depressed Party Animal
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2013, 10:05:49 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 08, 2013, 10:01:25 AM
Fur coat molester, Geico extra, possible Michael Moore body double...  none of these are synonyms for "attractive".

That bowl haircut won't win any hearts either.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts - A Depressed Party Animal
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2013, 10:07:26 AM »
Why is he waiting for a chick to get laid?  Doesn't that make him a homophobe?  What's he got against gays??

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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts - A Depressed Party Animal
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2013, 10:16:54 AM »
Quote from: Texacon on September 08, 2013, 10:07:26 AM
Why is he waiting for a chick to get laid?  Doesn't that make him a homophobe?  What's he got against gays??

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 :lmao: ....what have gays got against him....are they hetrosexualphobes or something?

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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts - A Depressed Party Animal
« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2013, 10:41:41 AM »
You guys are all wrong about LocoNuts.

He's Canadian. In Canada he's considered handsome.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts - A Depressed Party Animal
« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2013, 12:16:20 PM »
I bet even Steve Numbers would hit LocoNuts.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts - A Depressed Party Animal
« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2013, 01:09:29 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 08, 2013, 01:35:21 AM
Not.  Likely. 







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