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9 years later, DUmmies notice Kerry's had some work done
« on: September 03, 2013, 03:23:14 PM »
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Has John Kerry Had Some Plastic Surgery Or Botox Treatments To His Face?.....
He looks more alert or younger in the face than I recall.

Oooooh, FABULOUS!

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6. it's causing him to sound stiff and unnatural n/t

No comment required.

Entre nous, DUmbasses: Lurch had Botox in 2004 to make him appeal more to NYC/LA/Boston/Chicago yuppies: See for yourselves. You know, when he had that failed run at the Presidency?
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Re: 9 years later, DUmmies notice Kerry's had some work done
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2013, 03:35:11 PM »
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6. it's causing him to sound stiff and unnatural n/t

Sec. Kerry, stiff and unnatural? Say it ain't so.
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Re: 9 years later, DUmmies notice Kerry's had some work done
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2013, 03:51:38 PM »
Had some ketchup injected did he.

Wonder if it was the ketchup that gave him that wonderful orange glow a few years ago?
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Re: 9 years later, DUmmies notice Kerry's had some work done
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2013, 07:52:01 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 03, 2013, 03:51:38 PM
Had some ketchup injected did he.

Wonder if it was the ketchup that gave him that wonderful orange glow a few years ago?

That was funny as hell.

He looked like a 6 foot tall Umpa-loompa!   :lmao:
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Re: 9 years later, DUmmies notice Kerry's had some work done
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2013, 08:03:25 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on September 03, 2013, 07:52:01 PM
That was funny as hell.

He looked like a 6 foot tall Umpa-loompa!   :lmao:

Especially when he was crawling around in that blue space suit.
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Re: 9 years later, DUmmies notice Kerry's had some work done
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2013, 10:08:30 PM »
Quote from: Aristotelian on September 03, 2013, 03:35:11 PM
Sec. Kerry, stiff and unnatural? Say it ain't so.

 :rofl:

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Re: 9 years later, DUmmies notice Kerry's had some work done
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2013, 10:11:31 PM »
What the hell is that on his jaw?  Facelift injury?

That kiss is almost as bad as Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley.
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Re: 9 years later, DUmmies notice Kerry's had some work done
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2013, 10:16:24 PM »
Teresa was behind Kerry today during the hearing on Syria.

She's been on chemo and isn't looking too good.

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Re: 9 years later, DUmmies notice Kerry's had some work done
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2013, 10:58:24 AM »
She shouldn't have to sit through that, then.  Listening to him drone and drone makes me want to fall asleep, or surf away from the channel.  He's failing to convince me of whatever he's trying to do. 

Thinking about that bunny suit still makes me laugh. 
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Re: 9 years later, DUmmies notice Kerry's had some work done
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2013, 11:38:38 AM »
Quote from: Dori on September 03, 2013, 10:16:24 PM
Teresa was behind Kerry today during the hearing on Syria.

She's been on chemo and isn't looking too good.

They give chemo for alcoholism now?
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Re: 9 years later, DUmmies notice Kerry's had some work done
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2013, 03:00:49 PM »
Quote from: Karin on September 04, 2013, 10:58:24 AM
She shouldn't have to sit through that, then.  Listening to him drone and drone makes me want to fall asleep, or surf away from the channel.  He's failing to convince me of whatever he's trying to do. 

Thinking about that bunny suit still makes me laugh.  

Quite possibly his best public moment.
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Re: 9 years later, DUmmies notice Kerry's had some work done
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2013, 09:39:06 PM »
Quote from: Karin on September 04, 2013, 10:58:24 AM

Thinking about that bunny suit still makes me laugh. 



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Re: 9 years later, DUmmies notice Kerry's had some work done
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2013, 09:58:30 PM »
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Re: 9 years later, DUmmies notice Kerry's had some work done
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2013, 10:12:12 PM »
I thought that giant hose was to suck out all the hot air.
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Re: 9 years later, DUmmies notice Kerry's had some work done
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2013, 11:41:25 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 04, 2013, 09:58:30 PM
Goatse?
Every time I saw that picture, he had blue bunny ears photoshopped onto his head.
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Re: 9 years later, DUmmies notice Kerry's had some work done
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2013, 10:56:01 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 04, 2013, 11:38:38 AM
They give chemo for alcoholism now?

She was diagnosed with breast cancer a few years ago, but had a seizure/stroke in early July and almost died.
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Re: 9 years later, DUmmies notice Kerry's had some work done
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2013, 01:18:25 PM »
His face! I just noticed. It's not like when he reported for duty against W. It's all filled-in, with flat, swollen places. Gross. 

He must think Tuh-RAY-zuh is about to go tits-up, and he needs a new look to attract his next meal ticket. He's starting to look like Lumpy Rutherford.
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Re: 9 years later, DUmmies notice Kerry's had some work done
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2013, 01:26:39 PM »
Hey, you got that Botox...


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Re: 9 years later, DUmmies notice Kerry's had some work done
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2013, 07:38:48 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on September 05, 2013, 01:26:39 PM
Hey, you got that Botox...


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