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Re: DUmmy UGP Checking In From New Boobyhatch
« Reply #25 on: September 04, 2013, 10:27:02 AM »
I went to the Baltimore County, MD website, in the housing voucher section.  There, we learn that

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Families with the earliest date and time of application are served first. The average wait to reach the top of the Waiting List is approximately seven years.

I don't think she has to worry about pet policy. 

More subsidized properties might open up, if people acted decently and civilized. 

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Re: DUmmy UGP Checking In From New Boobyhatch
« Reply #26 on: September 04, 2013, 11:36:44 AM »
I went to the Baltimore County, MD website, in the housing voucher section.  There, we learn that

I don't think she has to worry about pet policy. 

More subsidized properties might open up, if people acted decently and civilized. 

Exactly,around here no one will touch it beacuse once you accept the kings coin you have no say.
They can damn near tear the house down and you are not allowed to evict them.

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Re: DUmmy UGP Checking In From New Boobyhatch
« Reply #27 on: September 04, 2013, 11:40:10 AM »
I bet $20 that she doesn't get the animals back. 






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Re: DUmmy UGP Checking In From New Boobyhatch
« Reply #28 on: September 04, 2013, 11:44:01 AM »
More subsidized properties might open up, if people acted decently and civilized. 

Near where I live, we have about 12 houses on one street that are  section 8.  Only one house on that block looks taken care of.  They  even have blankets on the windows for window covering. Dead lawns full of weeds and no plants.

What an embarrassment that street is.  I would hate to be a neighbor living across the street from them. 
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Re: DUmmy UGP Checking In From New Boobyhatch
« Reply #29 on: September 04, 2013, 12:17:00 PM »
Jesus.  It's like they think gummint handouts are their birthright.
A rhetorical question, but I must ask: Have they no self respect at all?
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Re: DUmmy UGP Checking In From New Boobyhatch
« Reply #30 on: September 04, 2013, 12:22:26 PM »
Bring back the Dickensian Poor Houses.  Shack them all up together in dorms with strict wardens.  Separate the sexes.  Make them work at something useful, for wages they can save to get out.  

One shady-looking dude was begging my husband for an apartment.  "Come on, man!  If I do anything to it, the state'll pay!"  

We have a strict No-DUmmies policy.  The last was a fine young engineer, who was so non-DUmmie, he got a promotion and moved out of state.  

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Re: DUmmy UGP Checking In From New Boobyhatch
« Reply #31 on: September 04, 2013, 01:17:00 PM »
A rhetorical question, but I must ask: Have they no self respect at all?
Nope. The government hasn't given that away for free, yet.
What would that be? Obamaspect?
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Re: DUmmy UGP Checking In From New Boobyhatch
« Reply #32 on: September 04, 2013, 02:35:12 PM »
Isn't the kitty a woman who wants to be a gay male with a gay boyfriend?

 

Couldn't be a Lesbian???????????????  :???:
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Re: DUmmy UGP Checking In From New Boobyhatch
« Reply #33 on: September 04, 2013, 03:33:15 PM »
Had no idea section 8 was available for gay/furry female panthers hoping to transition to a tom cat.

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Re: DUmmy UGP Checking In From New Boobyhatch
« Reply #34 on: September 04, 2013, 03:37:40 PM »
Had no idea section 8 was available for gay/furry female panthers hoping to transition to a tom cat.

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Who also keeps pussies and snakes as pets

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Re: DUmmy UGP Checking In From New Boobyhatch
« Reply #35 on: September 04, 2013, 04:17:18 PM »
I bet $20 that she doesn't get the animals back. 


Nope, not gonna take that one. I hate losing.
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Re: DUmmy UGP Checking In From New Boobyhatch
« Reply #36 on: September 04, 2013, 04:35:35 PM »
I'm no authority on section 8 housing but wouldn't folks with kids get precedence over lazy slobs who appear to be able to support themselves.  I would think Subway Cat and Tucson Tiger should have no chance at housing.

Depends on what state.  In Mass. an illegal alien gets priority over veterans when it comes to section 8, EBT, etc.

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