Johnny boy lied about Viet Nam and he is lying today. He's good at it that's why the DUmmies love him
Yeah there is that but they want him to re-up his membership in the "Hate Amerika First" club hence the civil war over at the DUmp. The fact that he ran a gun boat in Viet Nam and killed a couple gooks well, that was all in adolescent good natured fun. Old Rice in the Butt Kerry, who mounted the 8mm (oh wait that was the movie camera he carried) on a fast boat in 'Nam is quite the heart throb to the aging hippie wymens. I believe you will find a picture him with his perfectly coiffured hair in the dictionary under narcissist; one can also be found under horse-face, loser, gigolo*, and asshole.
* which should also feature an obligatory link to David Lee Roth song in the New Collegiate On-line Series
