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Offline Tess Anderson

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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2013, 08:01:10 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on August 26, 2013, 07:36:56 PM
If you were a girl, would you go on a date--on public transportation, mind you--with this man?




 :rotf: he REALLY isn't aging well
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2013, 10:49:51 PM »
Quote from: Tess Anderson on August 26, 2013, 08:01:10 PM
:rotf: he REALLY isn't aging well
Still on the hunt for a woman without cold sores.
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #27 on: August 27, 2013, 06:55:21 AM »
Sex with a robot.

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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #28 on: August 27, 2013, 02:11:23 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on August 26, 2013, 07:36:56 PM
If you were a girl, would you go on a date--on public transportation, mind you--with this man?




Depends on how he sits.   If he leans to the left then his wallet is full of money and credit cards.

If he picks you up in a cab and takes you to a 4 star restaurant and then a Broadway show, brings you home with a kiss on the cheek  ----  possibly.

Sends you a hand written note  thanking you for the lovely evening, and an invite to a new art exhibit or the concert that has been sold out for months  -----why not.

Depends on what you want in life.  Now if he was the owner of a gas station inviting someone to out for a few brews-------NO---- But you never know he could be head man in the Unions sewer inspectors that pulls in  big bucks.  He may smell at times but so does all that lovely money he brings home each week.
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #29 on: August 27, 2013, 05:01:20 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on August 27, 2013, 02:11:23 PM
Depends on how he sits.   If he leans to the left then his wallet is full of money and credit cards.

If he picks you up in a cab and takes you to a 4 star restaurant and then a Broadway show, brings you home with a kiss on the cheek  ----  possibly.

Sends you a hand written note  thanking you for the lovely evening, and an invite to a new art exhibit or the concert that has been sold out for months  -----why not.

Depends on what you want in life.  Now if he was the owner of a gas station inviting someone to out for a few brews-------NO---- But you never know he could be head man in the Unions sewer inspectors that pulls in  big bucks.  He may smell at times but so does all that lovely money he brings home each week.

How 'bout if he pulls up out front in a 4X4 and blows the horn?
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #30 on: August 27, 2013, 06:22:41 PM »
The only thing missing is the AI interface from this.


http://www.realdoll.com/
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #31 on: August 27, 2013, 08:10:54 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on August 27, 2013, 06:22:41 PM
The only thing missing is the AI interface from this.


http://www.realdoll.com/


I see they have male dolls too for the queers and ugly DUmmie wymins......Nadin needs one.
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #32 on: August 27, 2013, 08:20:47 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 27, 2013, 08:10:54 PM
I see they have male dolls too for the queers and ugly DUmmie wymins......Nadin needs one.

I thought nadin WAS one...
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #33 on: August 27, 2013, 09:29:54 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on August 27, 2013, 08:20:47 PM
I thought nadin WAS one...


She isn't equipped with the proper soft wear.
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #34 on: August 27, 2013, 09:44:01 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 27, 2013, 09:29:54 PM
She isn't equipped with the proper soft wear.

But I suspect she has the hard wear....
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #35 on: August 27, 2013, 09:45:29 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on August 27, 2013, 09:44:01 PM
But I suspect she has the hard wear....

Do you mean a dongle?

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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #36 on: August 28, 2013, 04:43:47 AM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on August 27, 2013, 09:45:29 PM
Do you mean a dongle?



That and lots of Nomex.
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #37 on: August 28, 2013, 07:15:09 AM »
Quote from: miskie on August 26, 2013, 05:39:31 AM

All I kept thinking about was the episode where they had to take Howard to the hospital after his robot arm refused to let him go. :rotf:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-VJLz65QhM[/youtube]
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #38 on: August 28, 2013, 08:48:36 AM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on August 28, 2013, 07:15:09 AM
All I kept thinking about was the episode where they had to take Howard to the hospital after his robot arm refused to let him go. :rotf:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-VJLz65QhM[/youtube]

Dear April, that is funny as it is so that not so far from the stuff the ER's everywhere see most every day.

What is it with male sexuality that has just men presenting themselves to the ER with a glass light bulb stuck in his colon.   

What is this with the people that will stick body parts in a working bee hive, or the back end of a pit bull ?     May have seemed like a good idea at the time, but shit happens, only when whatever is stuck in there is removed.
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #39 on: August 28, 2013, 09:16:42 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on August 28, 2013, 08:48:36 AM
Dear April, that is funny as it is so that not so far from the stuff the ER's everywhere see most every day.

What is it with male sexuality that has just men presenting themselves to the ER with a glass light bulb stuck in his colon.   

What is this with the people that will stick body parts in a working bee hive, or the back end of a pit bull ?     May have seemed like a good idea at the time, but shit happens, only when whatever is stuck in there is removed.


Where did you get the idea it's just men? I had an uncle that was a doctor. You should have heard about some of the things he pulled/cut/removed from women.
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #40 on: August 28, 2013, 01:47:16 PM »
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Where did you get the idea it's just men?


Ummm, it's Vesta...........nuff said.




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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #41 on: August 28, 2013, 02:41:23 PM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on August 28, 2013, 07:15:09 AM
All I kept thinking about was the episode where they had to take Howard to the hospital after his robot arm refused to let him go. :rotf:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-VJLz65QhM[/youtube]

I had the same thought.
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #42 on: August 28, 2013, 04:01:58 PM »
DUmmies, the real question is, will robots want to have sex with you?

Magic 8 Ball sez: unlikely.
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #43 on: August 28, 2013, 06:31:27 PM »
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #44 on: August 28, 2013, 07:38:31 PM »
We should ask John Kerry's wife what it's like.
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #45 on: August 28, 2013, 07:44:59 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on August 28, 2013, 07:38:31 PM
We should ask John Kerry's wife what it's like.

We're discussing screwing robots not zombies.
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #46 on: August 29, 2013, 04:54:06 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on August 28, 2013, 04:01:58 PM
DUmmies, the real question is, will robots want to have sex with you?

Magic 8 Ball sez: unlikely.

 :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:

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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #47 on: August 31, 2013, 08:20:43 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on August 28, 2013, 04:01:58 PM
DUmmies, the real question is, will robots want to have sex with you?

Magic 8 Ball sez: unlikely.   Not only no but HELL NO!!! Robots have standards!!!

Fixed that for ya WineSlob.  :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #48 on: August 31, 2013, 08:30:21 PM »
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