primitives discuss their simple-minded pleasures

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018459199

Oh my.

fizzgig (18,167 posts)    Sun Aug 18, 2013, 02:49 AM

what are your awesome simple pleasures?

for me it's not having to wear pants when i go out on our patio. it's a garden level with four-foot high concrete walls and enough coverage from the next door neighbors that i don't even bother.
 
i hate wearing pants.

applegrove (59,649 posts)    Sun Aug 18, 2013, 02:54 AM

1. I love coffee. I like walking everywhere.

I like using my cell phone while in bed.

fizzgig (18,167 posts)    Sun Aug 18, 2013, 03:00 AM

2. nothing beats that first cup of coffee in the morning

i from time to time find myself in the situation where i have to bus and walk it and it's a really nice feeling. it gives me the illusion that i'm living in a real city.

applegrove (59,649 posts)    Sun Aug 18, 2013, 03:37 AM

5. I certainly don‘t have coffee every day

but when I do I enjioy it a great deal.

.....and now.....the mad primitive who destroys paintings!!!:

olddots (4,095 posts)    Sun Aug 18, 2013, 03:01 AM

3. I really like to pee outside

it was not easy living in cities . but peeing outside is a simple pleasure .

fizzgig (18,167 posts)    Sun Aug 18, 2013, 03:05 AM

4. i lost a $20 bill peeing in an alley once

i'm still pretty pissed about that.

davidpdx (10,101 posts)    Sun Aug 18, 2013, 05:16 AM

6. I wish I could do that

I live in a large apartment complex (think 13 story cement block building) surrounded by other buildings that are 13-15 stories. If I don't close my curtains when I take my clothes off for a shower there's no telling how many people could see me.

B Calm (17,715 posts)   Sun Aug 18, 2013, 06:15 AM

7. 3 or 4 tokes off my one hitter and

then a walk on one of my trails in the woods behind my house.

astral (2,228 posts)    Sun Aug 18, 2013, 08:10 AM

8. morning coffee and Foreigner Suite on my new MOG app

lost some sleep playing with all this NEW FREE MUSIC... and of course my usual Morning Coffee plus my Sunday LOLcats... dozing off in the sunshine, trying to play my guitar with the radio not caring i I'll ever be any good at it ... saying hello to a crane hanging out by my door when I got home tonite (a bird-crane, that is!) All I know is the awesome simple pleasures get even more awesome as you get older.
 
+1 for peeing outside ... ; 0 and no pants!

[Big Dog]

fizzgig (18,167 posts)    Sun Aug 18, 2013, 02:49 AM

what are your awesome simple pleasures?

for me it's not having to wear pants

fizzgig (18,167 posts)    Sun Aug 18, 2013, 03:00 AM

i from time to time find myself in the situation where i have to bus and walk it and it's a really nice feeling.

Something tells me the fizzypig DUmmy combines these two "simple pleasures" whenever he can.

[franksolich]

Something tells me the fizzypig DUmmy combines these two "simple pleasures" whenever he can.

It's a "she."

[Mr Mannn]

fizzgig (18,167 posts)    Sun Aug 18, 2013, 02:49 AM

what are your awesome simple pleasures?

for me it's not having to wear pants when i go out on our patio. it's a garden level with four-foot high concrete walls and enough coverage from the next door neighbors that i don't even bother.
 
i hate wearing pants.

four feet of wall will not protect you. There is something mentally wrong with these DUmmies. I'm sure she will act surprised when the cops finally come.

[Skul]

Have seen a photo of the fizzpig.
Fizzpig needs to wear pants.  Belt drawn tightly above the head. (or around the neck, at least.)
<<---Wouldn't take fizzpig to a dog fight, let alone bet on her to win.

[GOBUCKS]

olddots (4,095 posts)    Sun Aug 18, 2013, 03:01 AM

3. I really like to pee outside

We had a DUmmy discussing how he enjoyed that recently.

Off the apartment balcony, onto the ground-floor neighbor's patio.

And the idiot neighbor got pissed off, or actually, on.

[Ralph Wiggum]

We had a DUmmy discussing how he enjoyed that recently.

Off the apartment balcony, onto the ground-floor neighbor's patio.

And the idiot neighbor got pissed off, or actually, on.

That would be Sniffa, and it was an old thread.  You know, the dude who did that stupid shit with the "L"'s.

[Ralph Wiggum]

For some reason, the title of this thread reminded me of this line from the movie "Boogie Nights":

Floyd Gondolli: I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.

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[Celtic Rose]

Fizzgig, that is what they make skirts and dresses for 

[DefiantSix]

Fizzgig, that is what they make skirts and dresses for 

EVIL OPPRESSER!!!  SHILL FOR MALE SLAVEMASTERS EVERYWHERE!!!!

[GOBUCKS]

fizzgig (18,167 posts)    Sun Aug 18, 2013, 02:49 AM

what are your awesome simple pleasures?

for me it's not having to wear pants when i go out on our patio.

DUmmy fizzgig is one of the DUmp's medically-certified lunatics, like UGP and Dennis the Menace.

She's a mainstay of the loony bin forum, recently announcing how much she had improved her mood by simply shaving her head.

For her, going outside while nude from the waist down is equivalent to poor addled grasswipe Judy Smith muttering along in two or three overcoats.

[vesta111]

Simple pleasures for me is having the dog come when I call her.

Simple pleasures is having the kids/ or my Mom call just to say they love me.

Simple pleasures is to throw out a loaf of stale bread and watch the crows fight for it.

Simple pleasures is to have a strange new neighbor walk past the house and wave and ask how's it going.

 Simple pleasures, A thunder storm with all the sky alight and the rumble reminding me there is a God.

Simple pleasures on Christmas eve a dusting of snow.

  Simple pleasures  Summer time watching the kids fly kites at the beach.

Simple pleasures having to call an ambulance the cops or the fire department and they all show up in 5 minutes.

Then the best of the best of simple pleasures is when I get all dolled up to go somewhere with my Hubby, walk into the living room and see his eyes get wide and he tells me I don't look a day older then when he met me and I notice a boner in his pants.

[Skul]

Simple pleasures for me is having the dog come when I call her.

Simple pleasures is having the kids/ or my Mom call just to say they love me.

Simple pleasures is to throw out a loaf of stale bread and watch the crows fight for it.

Simple pleasures is to have a strange new neighbor walk past the house and wave and ask how's it going.

 Simple pleasures, A thunder storm with all the sky alight and the rumble reminding me there is a God.

Simple pleasures on Christmas eve a dusting of snow.

  Simple pleasures  Summer time watching the kids fly kites at the beach.

Simple pleasures having to call an ambulance the cops or the fire department and they all show up in 5 minutes.

Then the best of the best of simple pleasures is when I get all dolled up to go somewhere with my Hubby, walk into the living room and see his eyes get wide and he tells me I don't look a day older then when he met me and I notice a boner in his pants.

I like pie.