I've avoided posting bouncies up to now. But my mole will find such a forum irresistible.
I was in the line at a grocery store and these two rodeo clowns were behind me, laughing at their sensitivity training. I was angry because I teach sensitivity classes! I turned around to say a few words, and they fell silent at my wisdom. The cosmic vibe of shoppers shunning them could be felt like an icy stare.
Just then a Swat team jumped out of the produce section and started beating the clowns with night sticks.
"We deserve it!" cried the clowns.
The checkout lady smiled at me in gratitude...I knew she wanted to bear my chilluns.
and then the F****n store overcharged me for gum! I'll never shop at Wallmart again.