That's what I was thinking too, after the comment about not being able to stand for more than twenty minutes at a time. A female version of Omaha Steve is what I'm seeing--the weeping clinched it.
What
productive job does the weeping DUmmie think s/he can do in a school, that doesn't require standing or walking?
Can't be a janitor, crossing guard, or lunchlady. Can't be a teaching assistant (and a smart superintendent wouldn't hire someone with a Masters in Education to be a para- that's just asking for trouble). Secretary/office? Those jobs turn over once every 20 years or so.
The weeping DUmmie offers
nothing of value to a potential employer, yet expects to be hired. Typical (ptooey).