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DUmmy stevenumbers Discusses PPACA, Whatever That Is
« on: August 06, 2013, 06:21:46 PM »
DUmmy stevenumbers, who did not contact his doctor about an erection lasting longer than four hours, is appalled by the ignorance of the American people:

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Tue Aug 6, 2013, 07:07 PM
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I heard today on NPR that something like 42% of Americans are not aware of PPACA implementation
I'll go look for a link.

This is the kind of electorate we are dealing with. We're not even talking about the fine points of the law, we are talking about the October 1st deadline for the states and the January 1st opening of the health insurance exchanges.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023417586

The what? I don't know what he's talking about, and would bet he doesn't either.


Wait! I was right!

He edits to add:
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October 1st enrollment period and the January 1st effective date.
I got my facts a bit wrong, my bad.

DUmmy stevenumbers is still hoping for a second date, with anyone, anyone at all.

Just a female. Any height, weight, race, religion, or species. Please. Anyone.

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Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Discusses PPACA, Whatever That Is
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2013, 06:25:29 PM »
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Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Discusses PPACA, Whatever That Is
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2013, 06:42:16 PM »
PPACA?

President Pinhead's Actions Crater America?

Popeye Pelosi's Asinine Care Act?

Poor People's Actually Can't Achieve?

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Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Discusses PPACA, Whatever That Is
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2013, 06:52:49 PM »
Had to nadin it.

PPACA (aka: ObamaCoup)  :thatsright:
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Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Discusses PPACA, Whatever That Is
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2013, 06:58:41 PM »
Actually this is one time a DUmbass is right and a damning indictment on ignorant leftists.
They don`t know what it is,they think it is still some seasons ticket to a doctors office anytime they want with no expense to them in the long run.

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Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Discusses PPACA, Whatever That Is
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2013, 06:59:21 PM »
Considering that your vaunted federal gubmint hasn't exactly been doing a bang-up job of informing the electorate about the finer points of this cluster****, and that the people who voted for it don't even know what's in it, and all the confused batting back and forth of when this provision starts and that one stops and so on, I'm surprised any one can make sense of it.

I'm just hoping that between my current private carrier and whatever whittled-down V.A. bennies I still have I'll still be covered at a level equal to what I've had all along. At least until some liberal decides I'm not "equally miserable" enough for their tastes.
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Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Discusses PPACA, Whatever That Is
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2013, 07:44:50 PM »
This thing is going to fall flat on it's face.

I don't see any young unmarried people buying it until they need it.  This is also going to drive even more businesses to operate "under the table".





 
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Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Discusses PPACA, Whatever That Is
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2013, 07:48:40 PM »
The democrat health plan will help people understand that saying about a camel being a horse designed by a committee. 

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Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Discusses PPACA, Whatever That Is
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2013, 09:30:36 PM »
This thing is going to fall flat on it's face.

I don't see any young unmarried people buying it until they need it.  This is also going to drive even more businesses to operate "under the table".





 

Yes, but they will be taxed for not buying it!!!!   :panic:
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Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Discusses PPACA, Whatever That Is
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2013, 09:40:16 PM »
Yes, but they will be taxed for not buying it!!!!   :panic:
$750 is the starting point.  After 2016, your penalty tax will be a percentage of your income, and that percentage will go up every year.

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Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Discusses PPACA, Whatever That Is
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2013, 07:05:12 AM »
PRESS RELEASE

UNCLASSIFIED - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
August 6, 2013

The US Department Of Taking Money From People Who Earn It And Giving Some Of It To People Who Didn't (USDOTMFPWEIAGAOITPWD) is sorry to announce the death of "Hope 'N Change", the Rainbow Skittle Shitting Unicorn. "Hopey", as she was known, died of exhaustion, and no matter how much she was beaten, would not shit any more rainbow Skittles.


Hopey

But in the face of tragedy, Big Brother (PBUH) has benevolently provided The People with the means of our salvation.

The USDOTMFPWEIAGAOITPWD is pleased to announce the acquisition of "Plonk", the Pink Pissing Alpaca. Plonk will float above the most disadvantaged among us, showering them with money, food, and Obamaphones.


Plonk!

A new Federal office, the Pink Pissing Alpaca Control Agency (PPACA) will manage Plonk's golden showers upon The People. The PPSCA will be located in the former NSA headquarters, which are unused since yesterday, when Big Brother (PBUH) ordered the entire NSA be immediately dismantled- really!


No, no, it's not the NSA. It's the PPACA. Trust us.

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Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Discusses PPACA, Whatever That Is
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2013, 07:18:12 AM »
PPACA: I thought it stood for Poor People Accepting Cash Advances.
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Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Discusses PPACA, Whatever That Is
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2013, 08:00:19 AM »
Anybody else see the pics of the big obamacare meetings that were held all over the country on Dear Leader's birthday?  Massive, cheering crowds, eager for info and a pen to sign up.  Just kidding, one venue had a participant of exactly one, others had around five.  Even Steve's thread got no recs and only 2 replies. 

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Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Discusses PPACA, Whatever That Is
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2013, 12:50:02 PM »
Looks like the security for the exchanges will not be ready but they will still want to get all of your info so identity thieves can steal it. 

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Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Discusses PPACA, Whatever That Is
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2013, 01:11:42 PM »
Looks like the security for the exchanges will not be ready but they will still want to get all of your info so identity thieves can steal it. 

The democrat party is the party of for criminals.

Think of it this way.  The whole system--the 'free-market' solution to the Left--is supposed to fail.  They're going to go to any length to make sure that their solution does exactly that.  They figure that the American people will clamor for a solution, and the Dems can come in and say, "We'll make it all single-payer," and poof(ter)!  The entire US medical system is changed forever (or at least until the next civil war).
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