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Offline FiddlingAnt

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Warning Labels for Liberals
« on: August 05, 2013, 02:40:57 PM »
Liberals are big supporters of warning labels to keep us from making mistakes.  Sometimes these warning labels are just plain stupid.  For example:

On a child Superman costume:
"WARNING - Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."

On a jar of peanut butter:
"Contains Peanuts."

On a coat hanger:
"Do Not Swallow."


I think we need to create warning labels for liberals themselves so voters know what to expect, such as:

* Warning - will cause crushing debt.

* Warning - harmful to unborn children, may contribute to death.

* Warning - may engage in inappropriate behavior and expect to remain in office.

* Warning - will spend your money, your children's money, and your future grandchildren's money. Don't expect to ever see any of it back.

* Warning - harmful to families by promoting programs that encourage divorce, promiscuity, single parenthood, and poverty. Especially harmful to minority families.

What labels for liberals would you like to see?
« Last Edit: August 05, 2013, 09:22:33 PM by FiddlingAnt »

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Re: Waring Labels for Liberals
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2013, 02:45:14 PM »
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“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

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Re: Waring Labels for Liberals
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2013, 03:57:52 PM »
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Re: Waring Labels for Liberals
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2013, 04:19:09 PM »
Warning - Installation of Democrat as Head of State will cause world to laugh at you.
Help keep America beautiful...deface a liberal.

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Re: Waring Labels for Liberals
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2013, 04:48:46 PM »
Warning: May cause societal cancers.

Warning: Emits hazardous fumes when exposed to soap and water.

Warning: Becomes disabled when asked to work.

Warning: Emits tears and other hazardous bodily fluids when not granted every wish.
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

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Re: Waring Labels for Liberals
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2013, 05:16:31 PM »
I think we're trying to re-engineer the wheel, guys. This one warning label has served so well for almost 20 years now...

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Re: Waring Labels for Liberals
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2013, 06:45:14 PM »
Government is the negation of liberty.
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Re: Waring Labels for Liberals
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2013, 06:47:16 PM »
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Re: Waring Labels for Liberals
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2013, 06:51:36 PM »
Warning:  Give a liberal a fish, and they will expect one everyday. 

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Re: Waring Labels for Liberals
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2013, 06:55:24 PM »
Warning:  Give a liberal a fish, and they will expect one everyday. 

Give a liberal a fish, and he'll go all the way to the Supreme Court to try to marry it.
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Re: Waring Labels for Liberals
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2013, 07:02:37 PM »
Warning: Objects in mirror are more stupid than they appear!
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Re: Warning Labels for Liberals
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2013, 12:15:39 PM »
Warning: May ruin nations.
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Re: Warning Labels for Liberals
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2013, 12:31:03 PM »
Give a liberal free ice cream and he will complain about the flavor






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Re: Warning Labels for Liberals
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2013, 12:57:01 PM »
 :bouncingidiot: Warning: Does not accept personal responsibility! Elect at your own risk!
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