I went to high school with a flute player named Monica Lewinsky.
No joke.
She told me a couple years ago that she actually appeared on the Letterman show back when Monica was a fixture in the Oval Orifice.
My friend Monica told me things got so bad she actually changed her name to a derivative of her original name. Monica's a fabulous musician, but she's a freaking liberal prog moonbat too.
Karma's a bitch.
