To ward off evil DUmmies from your July forth gathering be sure to sing God Bless America every hour on the hour.
Sorry, but it won't keep the other blood suckers, mosquitoes, away.
Fortunately, I live in a part of the country where not many DemoncRats or their messiah ever visit. Maybe the Arian Nation's history was good for something. We ran 'em out a long time ago, but don't tell the DUmmies!
The old exploding fireworks are of course banned by people who never use them, but we really don't pay attention. If the sheriff stops by, he tells ya to cut it out. As soon as he leaves we just continue with our celebration of America. Never had one come back a second time.
God I luv Idaho! One of the last places in America where you are still relatively free. Us and Wyoming are the last hold outs for the original Constitution.