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primitives show off pictures of what they work with
« on: June 13, 2013, 08:32:28 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018407740

It's a picture thread of machines, but there's a couple of primitives in person there too.

Check out the CalPig primitive retiring from a massage parlor, for example.
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Re: primitives show off pictures of what they work with
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2013, 08:49:08 PM »
Off topic, but did anybody else notice this gem?

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Response to ConcernedCanuk (Reply #52)Tue Jun 11, 2013, 08:40 AM
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54. My 1st real job (the one with a paycheck from a real company) was at the age of 14.

I'm not chasing big bucks, never did. Remember I really did stand Donald Trump up for a second date. I'm just tired of living below poverty level. We made it through last winter because I was selling collectibles. It's got to get better before winter.


How is your dawg hunting going? Have you found a puppy yet ?

Maybe this has been covered already--she seems to treat it like old news. 
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Re: primitives show off pictures of what they work with
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2013, 09:02:35 PM »


Suck wind, Primitives.
              

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Re: primitives show off pictures of what they work with
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2013, 09:17:35 PM »
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As to who the **** I am, I'm pretty much an ordinary guy with a few very extraordinary acquaintances due to a very extraordinary set of circumstances I fell into over the years. While most 8 year old kids were watching Davey Crockett on TV, I was with my dad hanging out at the US Senate press gallery with Hubert Humphrey and Everett Dirksen. My mom was a music major in college, played in symphony orchestras. My dad was on the music committee (and later president) of the Gridiron Club in Washington, and I went to several of those events. Like I said, extraordinary circumstances. Not much I can take credit for myself, really. I was just along for some wild rides.

I see that Marc Emory made an appearance in this thread.  

I wonder if he's shaved off that terrible hobo beard, or bought a suit that fits properly yet.

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Re: primitives show off pictures of what they work with
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2013, 09:24:08 PM »
Check out the CalPig primitive retiring from a massage parlor, for example.

I'm pretty sure the CalPig has some kind of physical deformity that prevents her mouth from closing all the way.

She's posted hundreds of pictures of herself, and I don't remember a single one where her mouth wasn't all agape.

Must be hell trying to use a straw.

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Re: primitives show off pictures of what they work with
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2013, 10:21:18 PM »
^ A straw for mouth breathers. We're on to something big here !
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Re: primitives show off pictures of what they work with
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2013, 12:00:59 AM »
Look at a DUmmy picture thread. That's what I work with most days: the drunk, drugged and insane.
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Re: primitives show off pictures of what they work with
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2013, 04:29:37 AM »


An F-4E (?) on a ground support mission . . . Brings a tear to my eye, as an old cavalryman . . . O-)
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Re: primitives show off pictures of what they work with
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2013, 04:59:19 AM »
I would post pics of the machines I've run, but there isn't enough bandwidth!   :tongue:

Here's some of the more fun machines I've operated when I was younger:

 

Otherwise, mostly farm equipment, some industrial, just about anything with at least 2 wheels and an engine.   :-)
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Re: primitives show off pictures of what they work with
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2013, 06:37:32 AM »
I expected to see one of these in the DUmmy thread:

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Re: primitives show off pictures of what they work with
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2013, 07:54:51 AM »
 :lol:  Oh my God. 

Buzzy posted a pic of a brain.   :whistling:


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Re: primitives show off pictures of what they work with
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2013, 09:23:17 AM »
WHAT? No DUmmie wymins posted a picture of their sybian?
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Re: primitives show off pictures of what they work with
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2013, 10:33:47 AM »
The DUche works with a laser engraver and I designed one.

They are smart!

Went farther down and saw some surface mount equipment a DUchebag works with. In the early 90s designed a few pick and place machines and lots of IR reflow equipment. Since then the regulatory environment has all but driven out PCB assembly houses. In late 80s/early 90s kalifornia was the number one market for manufacturing and populating PCBs. Now only short run and boutique shops. lots of good paying jobs forced to relocate to Malaysia, Mexico, and China. Had very little to do with wages. Kali's fascist regulators came into one of the biggest board manufacturers and told the president they didn't want industries like his and he should plan on moving to another state. The company and about 1,200 well paying manufacturing jobs went to Mexico.

For lurking DUches, it's not the taxes, it's not the wages, its the regulators that drive companies out of the USA.
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Re: primitives show off pictures of what they work with
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2013, 11:04:12 AM »
Here's one of my faves:



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Re: primitives show off pictures of what they work with
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2013, 11:33:25 AM »
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I'm not chasing big bucks, never did. Remember I really did stand Donald Trump up for a second date.

No.
You didn't.

Stop lying.
You may call me Jessica or Jess.

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Re: primitives show off pictures of what they work with
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2013, 01:23:13 PM »
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Re: primitives show off pictures of what they work with
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2013, 03:34:00 PM »
No.
You didn't.

Stop lying.

Maybe not.  She(?) probably stood him up on the first too.  In fact she (?) never even told him about either date.

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Re: primitives show off pictures of what they work with
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2013, 03:55:22 PM »

Here's how I earn my modest wage.

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Re: primitives show off pictures of what they work with
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2013, 05:28:13 PM »


BINGO!!!

That and cashing their government welfare/SSDI checks.
When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.