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Offline Freeper

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Re: I have some broken ribs- shoulda kept my mouth shut
« Reply #25 on: June 04, 2013, 08:09:15 AM »
I cracked a rib about a year ago at work. I was using a long pole to push trash into the compactor and slipped slamming my chest on the compactor. My boss sent me to the doctor and I came back the next day. I ended up having to go back and get a no lifting order from the doctor because my dumb ass kept lifting things and it wasn't getting any better. After two weeks of taking it slightly easy it healed up fine. I was not given nor did I request pain meds at any time. Then again I'm not a DUmmy and don't need morphine for a paper cut.
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Re: I have some broken ribs- shoulda kept my mouth shut
« Reply #26 on: June 04, 2013, 08:13:35 AM »
Yeah, look at the AviationPro badass thread.  My guess is this guy got full of liquid courage and put on a similar performance.  DUmmie pain is sweet.  He's violating TOS, though, by using DU as the medical clinic. 
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Re: I have some broken ribs- shoulda kept my mouth shut
« Reply #27 on: June 04, 2013, 08:21:16 AM »
I thought that medical MJ was the cure for all of mankind's ills.
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Re: I have some broken ribs- shoulda kept my mouth shut
« Reply #28 on: June 04, 2013, 08:23:39 AM »
Quote from: hillneck on June 04, 2013, 07:44:24 AM
Where is the Warped one when you need some medical advice.   :rotf:

She's busy "helping" Taverner through his home detox*.


*"Helping" = "waiting at the post office for his package of opiates to arrive, and drooling like Pavlov's dog".
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Re: I have some broken ribs- shoulda kept my mouth shut
« Reply #29 on: June 04, 2013, 09:41:30 AM »
Quote from: Dori on June 03, 2013, 08:39:26 PM
You might get your wish

I'm no doctor, but I would guess that coughing up blood clots is a bad sign.

It's a good sign when the person doing it is a DUmbass. Hopefully soon there will be one less DUmbass in the world.
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Re: I have some broken ribs- shoulda kept my mouth shut
« Reply #30 on: June 04, 2013, 10:12:20 AM »
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Anyone know a good treatment for cracked ribs?
I'm pretty sure the doctors don't do anything except wrap the area with tape. I took a really good spill the other night (yes, alcohol was involved) and now I'm fairly certain there's one or two cracked ones under my left shoulder blade. The pain is epic.
I cannot afford to go to the hospital.

This looks like a job for...

Medicinal Marijuana!
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Re: I have some broken ribs- shoulda kept my mouth shut
« Reply #31 on: June 04, 2013, 10:14:56 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on June 04, 2013, 10:12:20 AM
This looks like a job for...

Medicinal Marijuana!

We could call him 'Stonerman.'  Flesh it out . . . :whistling:
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Re: I have some broken ribs- shoulda kept my mouth shut
« Reply #32 on: June 04, 2013, 10:20:46 AM »
Just quit drinking
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Re: I have some broken ribs- shoulda kept my mouth shut
« Reply #33 on: June 04, 2013, 10:25:29 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 04, 2013, 10:14:56 AM
We could call him 'Stonerman.'  Flesh it out . . . :whistling:

Dark green suit, bright green leaf intertwined with an "S" on his chest. Principle weapon, an eight-way golden bong (given to Stonerman by a mysterious otherworldy figure who looks like a cross between Tommy Chong and Jar-El).
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Re: I have some broken ribs- shoulda kept my mouth shut
« Reply #34 on: June 04, 2013, 11:08:56 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on June 04, 2013, 10:25:29 AM
Dark green suit, bright green leaf intertwined with an "S" on his chest. Principle weapon, an eight-way golden bong (given to Stonerman by a mysterious otherworldy figure who looks like a cross between Tommy Chong and Jar-El).

Needs a theme song.

"Casey Jones" by the Grateful Dead? :???: :whistling:
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Re: I have some broken ribs- shoulda kept my mouth shut
« Reply #35 on: June 04, 2013, 11:42:50 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 04, 2013, 11:08:56 AM
Needs a theme song.

"Casey Jones" by the Grateful Dead? :???: :whistling:

There you go!

His battle cry: "CHOOOOOOM!"
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Re: I have some broken ribs- shoulda kept my mouth shut
« Reply #36 on: June 04, 2013, 12:14:29 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on June 04, 2013, 11:42:50 AM
There you go!

His battle cry: "CHOOOOOOM!"

We need an artist's rendition.
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Re: I have some broken ribs- shoulda kept my mouth shut
« Reply #37 on: June 04, 2013, 12:38:15 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 04, 2013, 12:14:29 PM
We need an artist's rendition.

Need to look in the "Calvin and Hobbs" archives.
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Re: I have some broken ribs- shoulda kept my mouth shut
« Reply #38 on: June 04, 2013, 01:16:49 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 04, 2013, 12:14:29 PM
We need an artist's rendition.

Everything I draw looks like a hunchbacked giraffe, or the stick figure from "Hangman".

Anybody else?
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Re: I have some broken ribs- shoulda kept my mouth shut
« Reply #39 on: June 04, 2013, 01:39:18 PM »
Wife was in accident several years ago - 5 ribs broken in 9 places - didn't move real fast, and was real careful not to sneeze, but no pain meds.
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Re: I have some broken ribs- shoulda kept my mouth shut
« Reply #40 on: June 04, 2013, 03:45:40 PM »
My wife said he should wait for ObamaCare............
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Re: I have some broken ribs- shoulda kept my mouth shut
« Reply #41 on: June 04, 2013, 04:48:29 PM »
Quote from: marv on June 04, 2013, 03:45:40 PM
My wife said he should wait for ObamaCare............

I would.  It would be free after all.
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Re: I have some broken ribs- shoulda kept my mouth shut
« Reply #42 on: June 04, 2013, 09:28:29 PM »
Years ago when I was taking Martial Arts I got kicked in the ribs by accident by my friends knee while we were practicing kicks. he hit me about the middle of my right side under my arm. All I got was a wrap and told to take some ibuprofen.
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Re: I have some broken ribs- shoulda kept my mouth shut
« Reply #43 on: June 04, 2013, 09:39:23 PM »
DUmmie Palidromo, you are in danger of a Tombstoning. Your L0rd and Savior, the 0baMessiah has left your healing at your local IRS office.

Report their immediately!

Quit trying to make 0bama look bad you lousy FReeper troll!
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