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DUmmie "trof" upset over his neighbor's NRA t-shirt
« on: May 31, 2013, 06:59:20 PM »
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This old bitch lives in Alabama, you'd think he'd be used to it:

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So my 'friend' shows up in this NRA T-shirt

Back story:
Four of us 70 somethings meet 6 days a week at the end of my driveway at 7:30 a.m. and walk about 2.5 miles. Me, Miz t., another lady (Dem), and my guy 'friend'.
 He's a right-winger. I think he watches Fox and Beck, listens to Rush.
And believes them.

It's a peaceful, bucolic neighborhood, waterfront, little or no vehicular traffic.
 Gotta keep movin' when you're a geezer.


I've written about my 'friend' here before and how disappointed I've become in him.
 He was my best man at our wedding.
We were squadron mates way back when we were fighter pilots and both went on to fly for TWA.
 But once he moved into our neighborhood (at my encouragement) I've come to learn what a stupid ****er he is.
 
So he shows up for the walk with the above T-shirt on.
He does not own a gun.
I know that for a fact.
But he is an NRA member.
I know, because a couple of weeks ago on our walk I commented about the school shootings in Connecticut and the (to me) unreasonable position the NRA had taken.
 He told me he was a member.
"Oh, didn't know you had any guns."
"Well, I don't, but my wife does."
"Really?"
"Yeah, she has a 38 pistol."
"Hunh. So how come you belong to the NRA?"
"They're protecting our second amendment rights."
"And that's important to you?"
"Yeah."
End of conversation.

Soon after we began our trek, Miz t. and the other lady dropped about a half block behind us.
 Miz t. related the jist of their conversation to me later.
Other lady: "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ABOUT?! That's just offensive."
Miz t.: That's just Ralph. He's not very bright."
"I'm sorry...NO I'M NOT!...But that's just WRONG!"
"Yeah, but what are you gonna do? He's brainwashed or something. We don't talk politics with him. You know that."
 "Yeah, I knew that, but that damn T-shirt is a finger in your eye."
"Yeah, it is what it is. You ain't gonna change him."
"I know, but JESUS! That's TOO much."


And life goes on here in Mayberry.

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Re: DUmmie "trof" upset over his neighbor's NRA t-shirt
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2013, 07:08:36 PM »
So Ralph pissed off the lefty neighbors while out for their morning stroll by wearing a NRA T-shirt...

WAY TO GO, RALPH!!!!!! :cheersmate:  :hi5:   :cheers1:
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Re: DUmmie "trof" upset over his neighbor's NRA t-shirt
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2013, 07:36:17 PM »
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1. you want I should kick his NRA-pimping ass, trof?

LEMME AT HIM!!!

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A look at your ugly mug and a whiff of your halitosis would be enough to make anyone run.

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Re: DUmmie "trof" upset over his neighbor's NRA t-shirt
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2013, 07:55:07 PM »
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1. you want I should kick his NRA-pimping ass, trof?

LEMME AT HIM!!!

 :badass:





I'd love to see that happen. I can see it now... he would go up to the guy and say something and wonder how he ended up on the ground minus a few teeth.
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Re: DUmmie "trof" upset over his neighbor's NRA t-shirt
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2013, 08:09:15 PM »
Do these people have any idea what the First Amendment is all about?

What happened to "liberal tolerance" and "coexist?"
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Re: DUmmie "trof" upset over his neighbor's NRA t-shirt
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2013, 08:10:43 PM »
Real tough guy, that DUmbass skittles.

Volunteering to "whoop up" on a 70 something.

I bet he stays in shape by kicking puppies and drowning kittens.

Asshole!   :bigbird:
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: DUmmie "trof" upset over his neighbor's NRA t-shirt
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2013, 08:26:55 PM »
Bouncy.

Fighter pilots, retired TWA pilots, who are also moonbats?

No way.

"Ralph" may be a retired pilot, but DUmmy trof is one of the DUmp's phony vets, like DUmoTex and TiT.

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Re: DUmmie "trof" upset over his neighbor's NRA t-shirt
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2013, 08:30:38 PM »
Real tough guy, that DUmbass skittles.

Volunteering to "whoop up" on a 70 something.

I bet he stays in shape by kicking puppies and drowning kittens.

Asshole!   :bigbird:

I bet that 70 something would kick his ass to the middle of next week and when next week rolls around kick it back.   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:

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Re: DUmmie "trof" upset over his neighbor's NRA t-shirt
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2013, 08:39:46 PM »
I bet that 70 something would kick his ass to the middle of next week and when next week rolls around kick it back.   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:

Dummies are pansies.

IF they were from here or WV, that 70 something's 90 something Mama would not only kick the DUmmie's ass, but the asses of his entire family, and still be home in time to get the biscuits out of the oven before they burned!   :rotf:
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: DUmmie "trof" upset over his neighbor's NRA t-shirt
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2013, 08:47:16 PM »
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Fri May 31, 2013, 07:32 PM

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So my 'friend' shows up in this NRA T-shirt

Back story:
Four of us 70 somethings meet 6 days a week at the end of my driveway at 7:30 a.m. and walk about 2.5 miles. Me, Miz t., another lady (Dem), and my guy 'friend'.
 He's a right-winger. I think he watches Fox and Beck, listens to Rush.
And believes them.

It's a peaceful, bucolic neighborhood, waterfront, little or no vehicular traffic.
 Gotta keep movin' when you're a geezer.


I've written about my 'friend' here before and how disappointed I've become in him.
 He was my best man at our wedding.
We were squadron mates way back when we were fighter pilots and both went on to fly for TWA.
 But once he moved into our neighborhood (at my encouragement) I've come to learn what a stupid ****er he is.
 
So he shows up for the walk with the above T-shirt on.
He does not own a gun.
I know that for a fact.
But he is an NRA member.
I know, because a couple of weeks ago on our walk I commented about the school shootings in Connecticut and the (to me) unreasonable position the NRA had taken.
 He told me he was a member.
"Oh, didn't know you had any guns."
"Well, I don't, but my wife does."
"Really?"
"Yeah, she has a 38 pistol."
"Hunh. So how come you belong to the NRA?"
"They're protecting our second amendment rights."
"And that's important to you?"
"Yeah."
End of conversation.

Soon after we began our trek, Miz t. and the other lady dropped about a half block behind us.
 Miz t. related the jist of their conversation to me later.
Other lady: "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ABOUT?! That's just offensive."
Miz t.: That's just Ralph. He's not very bright."
"I'm sorry...NO I'M NOT!...But that's just WRONG!"
"Yeah, but what are you gonna do? He's brainwashed or something. We don't talk politics with him. You know that."
 "Yeah, I knew that, but that damn T-shirt is a finger in your eye."
"Yeah, it is what it is. You ain't gonna change him."
"I know, but JESUS! That's TOO much."


And life goes on here in Mayberry.

F*ck you, hippie.

Die.

Just, die soon.  You have no real idea of whatever point it is you're trying to make, you senile bastard.

Please die soon.

Thank you, the Rest of Us.
« Last Edit: May 31, 2013, 08:50:52 PM by 98ZJUSMC »
              

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Re: DUmmie "trof" upset over his neighbor's NRA t-shirt
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2013, 09:01:01 PM »
IF they were from here or WV, that 70 something's 90 something Mama would not only kick the DUmmie's ass, but the asses of his entire family, and still be home in time to get the biscuits out of the oven before they burned!   :rotf:

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

That is the truth, DD. Grandmas around these parts are tough old birds that do not put up with any crap from anybody. 

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Re: DUmmie "trof" upset over his neighbor's NRA t-shirt
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2013, 10:30:42 PM »
One of my t-shirts I wear says 'Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder' on the back.  I've received nothing but compliments while wearing it.

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T-shirt Bouncy
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2013, 11:17:35 AM »
ZOMG! An NRA t-shirt! The unspeakable horror of it all.  :bawl:


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So my 'friend' shows up in this NRA T-shirt
 

Back story:
Four of us 70 somethings meet 6 days a week at the end of my driveway at 7:30 a.m. and walk about 2.5 miles. Me, Miz t., another lady (Dem), and my guy 'friend'.
He's a right-winger. I think he watches Fox and Beck, listens to Rush.
And believes them.

It's a peaceful, bucolic neighborhood, waterfront, little or no vehicular traffic.
Gotta keep movin' when you're a geezer.
 

I've written about my 'friend' here before and how disappointed I've become in him.
He was my best man at our wedding.
We were squadron mates way back when we were fighter pilots and both went on to fly for TWA.
But once he moved into our neighborhood (at my encouragement) I've come to learn what a stupid ****er he is.

So he shows up for the walk with the above T-shirt on.
He does not own a gun.
I know that for a fact.
But he is an NRA member.
I know, because a couple of weeks ago on our walk I commented about the school shootings in Connecticut and the (to me) unreasonable position the NRA had taken.
He told me he was a member.
"Oh, didn't know you had any guns."
"Well, I don't, but my wife does."
"Really?"
"Yeah, she has a 38 pistol."
"Hunh. So how come you belong to the NRA?"
"They're protecting our second amendment rights."
"And that's important to you?"
"Yeah."
End of conversation.

Soon after we began our trek, Miz t. and the other lady dropped about a half block behind us.
Miz t. related the jist of their conversation to me later.
Other lady: "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ABOUT?! That's just offensive."
Miz t.: That's just Ralph. He's not very bright."
"I'm sorry...NO I'M NOT!...But that's just WRONG!"
"Yeah, but what are you gonna do? He's brainwashed or something. We don't talk politics with him. You know that."
"Yeah, I knew that, but that damn T-shirt is a finger in your eye."
"Yeah, it is what it is. You ain't gonna change him."
"I know, but JESUS! That's TOO much."


 
And life goes on here in Mayberry.

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1. you want I should kick his NRA-pimping ass, trof?

LEMME AT HIM!!!

Oh shut up, pimpstick. Shittles is one of the most mindless anti-gun DUmbasses on the site.

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3. I am completely at a loss to help you here, my dear trof...

He's a lost cause.

If you enjoy his other qualities, continue to walk with him. If you don't......well. I dunno. You need to walk.

I'm sorry you have to endure this.

The horror...the horror...

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8. This guy just doesn't have that intellect.

And that's what puzzles me.
He has a 4 year degree in electrical engineering.
That's a tough course.

He was a captain with a major airline for 30+ years.
He is an FAA certified instructor in B-747s, a check pilot, AND a certified test pilot.

He isn't stupid when it comes to airplanes.
But, DAMMIT, he is when it comes to politics.
It's like he has a blind spot.

I dunno.
I give up.
We just don't talk politics.
But I sit across the table from him and think "HOW COULD YOU BE SO ****ING STUPID?"

Yeah, he sounds like a real idiot. Do any of the DUmbasses ever realize that people are thinking the same thing about them?

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12. Sometimes

people get a little stranger when they get older. Buy into stupid ideas.

Fear.

 
 
 
 
 


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Re: T-shirt Bouncy
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2013, 11:21:10 AM »
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« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2013, 11:27:16 AM »
Not what I was expecting.

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Re: T-shirt Bouncy
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2013, 11:36:04 AM »
Not what I was expecting.

 :bawl:

That's better!

 :evillaugh:


That's a nice necklace she has there.

 :evil: :evil: :evil:


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Re: T-shirt Bouncy
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2013, 11:54:33 AM »

That's a nice necklace she has there.

 :evil: :evil: :evil:


BTW, sorry about the dupe, guys.

LOL, I didn't even notice the necklace but I was hoping she wasn't going to knock herself out.  Is their an Obama code for that?

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« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2013, 06:56:02 PM »

That's a nice necklace she has there.

 :evil: :evil: :evil:


BTW, sorry about the dupe, guys.

She has a necklace?
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Re: DUmmie "trof" upset over his neighbor's NRA t-shirt
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2013, 07:22:14 PM »
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He's a right-winger. I think he watches Fox and Beck, listens to Rush.
And believes them.

stopped reading right there...
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