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3 Nuns at the Gates
« on: May 16, 2013, 10:23:14 PM »
Three nuns were killed in an auto accident

When they approached the Pearly Gates, they were asked questions to gain admittance to Heaven.

The first nun was asked who the first man was. She exclaimed, "Why that was Adam!!!!" The Gates swung open and she passed into heaven.

The second nun was asked who the first woman was. She replied, "That was Eve!!!" The Gates swung open and she passed into heaven.

The third nun was asked what Eve's first words were. She thought about it and said, "Gee, that's a hard one." The trumpets blared, lights flashed, and the Gates swung open. She crossed into heaven!
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